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Will somebody save me?

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Will somebody save me?
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#21
RE: Will somebody save me?
May 17, 2016 at 2:25 pm
You're goddamn right.

None of this bowing and scraping shit.

Go get laid.
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#22
RE: Will somebody save me?
May 17, 2016 at 3:36 pm
I accept your soul as payment, my minion.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#23
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May 17, 2016 at 3:42 pm
(May 17, 2016 at 3:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I accept your soul as payment, my minion.


What do I get in return? Will you love me long time?
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RE: Will somebody save me?
May 17, 2016 at 3:43 pm
(May 17, 2016 at 3:42 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(May 17, 2016 at 3:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I accept your soul as payment, my minion.


What do I get in return? Will you love me long time?

I work in mysterious ways.

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#25
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May 17, 2016 at 3:50 pm
(May 17, 2016 at 3:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 17, 2016 at 3:42 pm)KUSA Wrote: What do I get in return? Will you love me long time?

I work in mysterious ways.

Angel


Yeah? I'm tired of mysterious shit. I need a real savior. Go stick a mysterious dildo up your ass if you won't save me.
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#26
Will somebody save me?
May 17, 2016 at 3:55 pm
I can't believe nobody played this song for me.
https://youtu.be/LYdCzs5uPrI
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#27
RE: Will somebody save me?
May 17, 2016 at 4:07 pm
(May 17, 2016 at 3:50 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(May 17, 2016 at 3:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I work in mysterious ways.

Angel


Yeah? I'm tired of mysterious shit. I need a real savior. Go stick a mysterious dildo up your ass if you won't save me.

Meh, I tried.

Some souls aren't worth it.

If you change your mind, though, I'll give you 10 cents and some navel lint for it.
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#28
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May 17, 2016 at 4:11 pm
(May 17, 2016 at 4:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 17, 2016 at 3:50 pm)KUSA Wrote: Yeah? I'm tired of mysterious shit. I need a real savior. Go stick a mysterious dildo up your ass if you won't save me.

Meh, I tried.

Some souls aren't worth it.

If you change your mind, though, I'll give you 10 cents and some navel lint for it.


Send me the navel lint so I can sniff it.
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#29
RE: Will somebody save me?
May 17, 2016 at 5:54 pm
(May 17, 2016 at 3:55 pm)KUSA Wrote: I can't believe nobody played this song for me.

I was thinking more along the lines of this one.



Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#30
Will somebody save me?
May 17, 2016 at 6:08 pm
(May 17, 2016 at 5:54 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
(May 17, 2016 at 3:55 pm)KUSA Wrote: I can't believe nobody played this song for me.

I was thinking more along the lines of this one.





Nice one! Kudos.
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