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Why is Allah holding Iblis to a different standard than the other Jinn?
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RE: Why is Allah holding Iblis to a different standard than the other Jinn?
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#12
RE: Why is Allah holding Iblis to a different standard than the other Jinn?
Allah was a born retard. Peace be upon his moon shaped ass
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RE: Why is Allah holding Iblis to a different standard than the other Jinn?
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#14
RE: Why is Allah holding Iblis to a different standard than the other Jinn?
(May 20, 2016 at 9:43 am)Stimbo Wrote: 4...

Why did you give me a four? I'm being anti-religion
Oh I forgot, no Islamaphobia
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RE: Why is Allah holding Iblis to a different standard than the other Jinn?
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Why is Allah holding Iblis to a different standard than the other Jinn?
(May 20, 2016 at 10:17 am)Stimbo Wrote: 3...

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#17
RE: Why is Allah holding Iblis to a different standard than the other Jinn?
Oh look...a troll pretending to be an atheist so he can show us what bigots we are toward religious people.


Cute.


I wonder why we haven't seen something like this before. He must have come up with the idea all by himself.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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#18
RE: Why is Allah holding Iblis to a different standard than the other Jinn?
(May 20, 2016 at 10:22 am)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: >Waaaaaaah a Troll is scaring me

Fuck Islam.  I really do.
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RE: Why is Allah holding Iblis to a different standard than the other Jinn?
(May 20, 2016 at 10:22 am)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: Oh look...a troll pretending to be an atheist so he can show us what bigots we are toward religious people.


Cute.


I wonder why we haven't seen something like this before. He must have come up with the idea all by himself.

What do you suppose people who were too drunk to jerk off did before there were internet forums to troll?
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#20
RE: Why is Allah holding Iblis to a different standard than the other Jinn?
Well...that was dramatic.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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