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Fake Book Titles For William Lane Craig
May 25, 2016 at 1:28 pm
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I must credit Robvalue for inspiring this idea by starting with one himself.
Here are a couple from me to start it off, everyone else who thinks WLC is a twat, or even anyone who doesn't, is free to join in.
Here are two of mine:
How to Fuck Over the Gullible by Being a Massive Fraud (But Don't Worry Trust Me I Am Not Really Screwing You Over) by Billy Lame Craig
Excuse Me But May I Please Enter Your House, Use Your Toilet, Eat Your Cookies and Smash Open Your Piggy Bank with a Huge Crucifix for the Good of Christ by Billy Lame Craig
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RE: Fake Book Titles For William Lane Craig
May 25, 2016 at 1:35 pm
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And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass.
And the ass saw the angel of the Lord standing in the way
Jesus said, bring me that ass
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RE: Fake Book Titles For William Lane Craig
May 25, 2016 at 2:56 pm
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How to Murder Infidel Children Without Becoming Traumatized, by William Lane Craig
Why Christiantiy is Reasonable. Also Homosexuals Are Out to Destroy Marriage, by William Lane Craig
The Idiot's Guide to Cherrypicking Speculative Cosmological Hypotheses, by William Lane Craig
A Gemma is forever.
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RE: Fake Book Titles For William Lane Craig
June 9, 2016 at 4:36 am
Jesus' Tears: Sperm Drops After Masturbation And Vulva After Umarried Sex is Just That
Fucking Kirk Cameron In The Mouth: Secret Behind The White Smile
Eating God: How To Eat God's Asshole And His Balls When You Get Them On Sunday's Eucharist
Fucking Kirk Cameron's Wife: Slut For God's Men
Fucking God: How To Make A Hole In Altar Bread To Fuck It
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Fake Book Titles For William Lane Craig
June 9, 2016 at 7:02 am
"Why an american's car keys are more important than all the starving children in the world"
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RE: Fake Book Titles For William Lane Craig
June 9, 2016 at 7:20 am
"Clubbing Baby Seals - Just because you can."
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Fake Book Titles For William Lane Craig
June 9, 2016 at 7:29 am
"Life In The Slow Lane" (Eagles fans will get that one)
"Craig's Shitty List"
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