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Do zombies poop?

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Do zombies poop?
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RE: Do zombies poop?
May 29, 2016 at 6:58 pm
Alternate theory: Zombies do indeed poop, but their excreta is exactly the size, shape, colour and consistency of unicorn poop. This explains why you never see it.

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RE: Do zombies poop?
May 29, 2016 at 10:39 pm
In all the games I play, eg, dead island, dying light, boy those fuckers can run if they want to!
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RE: Do zombies poop?
May 29, 2016 at 10:40 pm (This post was last modified: May 29, 2016 at 10:41 pm by account_inactive.)
(May 29, 2016 at 10:39 pm)ignoramus Wrote: In all the games I play, eg, dead island, dying light, boy those fuckers can run if they want to!

I love Dying Light!

Never seen zombies poop though. Tongue
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RE: Do zombies poop?
May 29, 2016 at 10:47 pm (This post was last modified: May 29, 2016 at 10:48 pm by ignoramus.)
Also, do they bite their fingernails?
I've heard conflicting scientific theories.

Eg: it's only considered cannibalism if you eat your own bits and direct relatives?
Also, they instinctively never eat people's genitals.
That's because even they won't risk it because they don't know where they've been!

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RE: Do zombies poop?
May 29, 2016 at 10:52 pm
Well, maybe the hetero ones don't . . . .
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RE: Do zombies poop?
May 29, 2016 at 11:16 pm (This post was last modified: May 29, 2016 at 11:16 pm by ignoramus.)
Correct, it has also been found that once the virus eats half their brains out, they also become republicunts!?
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RE: Do zombies poop?
May 30, 2016 at 1:10 am
(May 29, 2016 at 10:39 pm)ignoramus Wrote: In all the games I play, eg, dead island, dying light, boy those fuckers can run if they want to!

The commonly accepted theory is that fresh zombies run fast and they gradually become slow shambling walkers as they decay and muscles weaken.

Hmm, now that I think about it, if their muscles weaken too much, they shouldn't be able to hold back their poop. I think the weakest zombies/walkers should be eating and shitting at the same time, huh!
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RE: Do zombies poop?
May 30, 2016 at 2:06 am
(May 30, 2016 at 1:10 am)Aoi Magi Wrote:
(May 29, 2016 at 10:39 pm)ignoramus Wrote: In all the games I play, eg, dead island, dying light, boy those fuckers can run if they want to!

The commonly accepted theory is that fresh zombies run fast and they gradually become slow shambling walkers as they decay and muscles weaken.

Hmm, now that I think about it, if their muscles weaken too much, they shouldn't be able to hold back their poop. I think the weakest zombies/walkers should be eating and shitting at the same time, huh!

Nope. Since there is no digestion process the food will not be smashed and made into smooth poop. It'll likely get the zombies ass hole clogged, so when they eat instead of poop going out, it'll stay inside them and starts building and building making them fat zombies.
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