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Poll: This pole is here because of reasons!!
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Yes
10.00%
2 10.00%
No, but I wouldn't chop my feet off
0%
0 0%
I'd go bat shot crazy insane in less than 3 weeks
20.00%
4 20.00%
Hammy is best turtle
30.00%
6 30.00%
Fuck all polls
40.00%
8 40.00%
Total 20 vote(s) 100%
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What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
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What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
I got this message from Hammy because he's been playing this what if game.

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Our following conversation went like this:

Quote:H- So silly lol

L- Lmao

H-I'm gonna say no... LOL

L- Me too

H- Lmao

L- 50 extra years of being a miserable old fart

H- LOL

L- Doesn't sound fun

H- Lmao

L- Hehe

H- I would vote yes really because I guess healthy includes mentally healthy and non-miserable

Ugh it's so hard. Stepping on a Lego brick at least twice a day? That shit hurts.

Lol

L- You can be mentally healthy and miserable

H- Nah, vote no that would hurt my feets too much.
Lol
I guess.
Not miserable like depression then
Just a crappy boring life for 50 years

L- But I don't think it's actually possible to be mentally healthy and step on a Lego twice a day for 50 years
Knowing it's going to happen

H- LMAO

L- But not knowing when
You'd eventually become paranoid and psychotic
You'd lose your grasp on reality

H- After 10 years maybe you'd get used to it lol
Lego Brick Induced Neurosis Disorder
Lol

L- You'd find me holed up in a closet one day, laughing manically, drenched in blood. Screeching "my stumps!! Look at these fucking stumps!!" Terrifying maniacal laughter "fuck you Legos, my fucking stumps" the most horrific laughter you've ever seen/heard "my stumps my stumps my anti Lego stumps" laughter subsiding into tears of relief and and horror

H- Yeahhhhh
Lmfao

L- That got a little morbid

H- Omg
You should write horror comedies

What do you think? Is it possible to step on a surprise Lego twice a day and maintain your sanity? If not, how long do you think it'd take for you to find yourself holed up in a closet chopping your feets off.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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#2
RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
About two weeks for me. So 28 Lego ouchies. A biweekly Lego manic-panic loss of sanity explosion in the mouth 4000
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#3
RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
By the end of the first week I would already be randomly licking doors and calling them Bernard.
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#4
RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
Lmao why? Panic
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#5
RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
I'd just wear shoes all the time.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
(May 30, 2016 at 9:50 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I'd just wear shoes all the time.

In the shower?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#7
RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
Shower shoes
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#8
RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
Replace "legos" with "beads" and you basically are describing my life already. Luckie makes lovely jewellery, but she's absolutely terrible at storing her supplies safely: I stepped on literally an entire baggie of light blue, hard edged beads just the other night. I find them in bed every second day or so. Tongue
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#9
RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
Sounds like there's a cute little bunny in need of a spanking Big Grin
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos
(May 30, 2016 at 9:53 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Shower shoes

Then when you took your shoes off to get the shower shoes on your foot would slip and land on a Lego. You can't cheat the universe Tongue
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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