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Favorite PG-rated jokes or insults?
June 9, 2016 at 1:53 pm
This might be kinda fun. What are your guys' favorite insults or jokes that don't involve vulgarity or "swear" words? I always like these kinda jokes because it's all about the cleverness or wordplay.
Mine is: "You couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel."
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RE: Favorite PG-rated jokes or insults?
June 9, 2016 at 2:12 pm
I love silly jokes. My favorite is "Three men walk into a bar... the fourth one ducks." I don't know why but I find that hilarious.
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RE: Favorite PG-rated jokes or insults?
June 9, 2016 at 9:34 pm
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RE: Favorite PG-rated jokes or insults?
June 9, 2016 at 10:02 pm
My favourite is:
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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RE: Favorite PG-rated jokes or insults?
June 9, 2016 at 10:43 pm
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I often use the saying "I wouldn't give him/her/them a shit 'n spit sandwich."
....Much less my time, money, or whatever.
The word shit's PG, right?
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RE: Favorite PG-rated jokes or insults?
June 9, 2016 at 10:48 pm
"Couldn't organise an orgy in a brothel."
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RE: Favorite PG-rated jokes or insults?
June 10, 2016 at 1:57 am
#Biff
Make like a tree and go!
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RE: Favorite PG-rated jokes or insults?
June 10, 2016 at 2:22 am
A priest, a rapist, and a child molester enters a bar. He orders a drink.
Perfect PG joke for your Catholic friends.
Or maybe not.
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RE: Favorite PG-rated jokes or insults?
June 10, 2016 at 4:08 am
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