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Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
#1
Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
... your breath smells like dead garbage.

http://youtu.be/65AhuNNWxaI

My friend showed me this video like a year ago.
Anywho, there are things you just can't say, though, ya know what I mean? Really. 
So, you can say whatever here, since you're just being honest. You don't have to say who it's about. Go ahead. Yell at your MIL. Curse your boss. Declare your love to the mailman. It's a "yes, you can say it" spree! Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
I'll start.
Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
Your voice makes me feel like I can't hold myself up. It makes me feel warm all over and my mind starts to think ridiculous things. I've been alone for so long, but now I feel lonely. Talking to you even for a minute, then having to go about my day is like taking ice cream from a child. Your voice. My fucken gawd! 

On another note and not for the same person...
Raising your voice and pausing after every word does not make you any more understandable. Nothing you say makes sense. You are not skilled in public speaking. Please, staaaaaaap!

Thank you and good day.
People are like beer. Some are hanging out at the Miller, Bud Lite, and Coors Light table, while others serve themselves like a dark, spicy stout, or an IPA on a hot summer night. I'm not people. I'm jack.
-Mama
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#2
RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
Snacks
Quote:AtlasS33 wrote:
"When it comes to the deiety I worship, he sent a book, it contained a message. I took that message, tested it, then I realized he is God : it didn't break against reality."
Pulse Wrote:
~ Atheism seems so incredibly counter intuitive, that to even begin to take it seriously, one has to suspend all logic."

Religion: making the uncomfortable comfortable for thousands of years.
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#3
RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

It's like you're just waiting in weeds for me to say something stupid or half thought out. Like, I have to watch every god damned thing I say. You're like talking to the human version of the internet. I swear, if you give me an inch, I won't take a mile.

(After reading this it sounds like I may be having some girl trouble. This is a dude I have to be in contact with daily, believe it or not.)
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#4
RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
(10th June 2016, 22:21)Exian Wrote: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

It's like you're just waiting in weeds for me to say something stupid or half thought out. Like, I have to watch every god damned thing I say. You're like talking to the human version of the internet. I swear, if you give me an inch, I won't take a mile.

(After reading this it sounds like I may be having some girl trouble. This is a dude I have to be in contact with daily, believe it or not.)

Yaaaaas! Thanks Exian. That was great.  Big Grin
People are like beer. Some are hanging out at the Miller, Bud Lite, and Coors Light table, while others serve themselves like a dark, spicy stout, or an IPA on a hot summer night. I'm not people. I'm jack.
-Mama
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#5
RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
I wish you would stop devaluing my feelings. They're just as real as your own.
If it ain't broke, mod it 'til it is.


*****


http://www.soberrecovery.com/
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#6
RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
(10th June 2016, 23:11)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I wish you would stop devaluing my feelings. They're just as real as your own.

(Ivy the awkward hugger hugs you in a totally not awkward way)
Come here, yo.
People are like beer. Some are hanging out at the Miller, Bud Lite, and Coors Light table, while others serve themselves like a dark, spicy stout, or an IPA on a hot summer night. I'm not people. I'm jack.
-Mama
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#7
RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
(10th June 2016, 23:15)Mamacita Wrote:
(10th June 2016, 23:11)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I wish you would stop devaluing my feelings. They're just as real as your own.

(Ivy the awkward hugger hugs you in a totally not awkward way)
Come here, yo.
You're too sweet, hon.

I do appreciate this thread ... I needed to say that for a while. Thanks. Smile
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#8
RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
My pleasure.

Now me again:
I'm proud of you. I love you more than you will ever know. I'll spend my life loving you. I hope one day you understand that I don't know everything, and I don't have all the answers. One day I'm told that what you need the most is this, and the next I'm told it's this other thing. I just want you to know that I'm trying with every bone in me to give you what you need to grow up happy and to your full potential. You are not broken. You are beautiful, and such a joy to have! I get tired sometimes, and not having answers yet is frustrating, but I swear I'll never stop loving you and looking for better ways to help you. The guilt kills me when I lose patience. I spend days making up for it, and you don't even know. I'm sorry for those times you saw me cry in my weakness. I promise you it's not your fault.
People are like beer. Some are hanging out at the Miller, Bud Lite, and Coors Light table, while others serve themselves like a dark, spicy stout, or an IPA on a hot summer night. I'm not people. I'm jack.
-Mama
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#9
RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
You could make a lot more money somewhere else?
So, GO already...What the f*ck are you waiting for? 

Clearly, you're miserable; Do yourself and everyone else a favor, and LEAVE.
Please.
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#10
RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
Can I just be honest?

I love honesty.

Be honest more often, because it's what I prefer.
"We're all born naked and the rest is drag." ~ Ru Paul
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