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Love the Lord your God with all your heart ?

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Love the Lord your God with all your heart ?
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RE: Love the Lord your God with all your heart ?
June 20, 2016 at 10:01 am
Your real wife never gets jealous?
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RE: Love the Lord your God with all your heart ?
June 20, 2016 at 10:26 am (This post was last modified: June 20, 2016 at 10:26 am by robvalue.)
Nope, she seems totally fine with it. She treats it like they're not even there.
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RE: Love the Lord your God with all your heart ?
June 20, 2016 at 3:31 pm
(June 20, 2016 at 9:51 am)robvalue Wrote: I mean, I get 10-15 ladies a day lining up outside my house for a little Robaction, but I politely decline them all.

OK, I can't keep it any longer. This was a joke! I totally made it up!

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RE: Love the Lord your God with all your heart ?
June 20, 2016 at 5:43 pm
(June 20, 2016 at 3:31 pm)robvalue Wrote: My wife is real though.

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Love the Lord your God with all your heart ?
June 20, 2016 at 5:58 pm
If you don't actually love God, you must pretend.
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