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She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!

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She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
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June 25, 2016 at 5:00 am
Emma Watson?
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June 25, 2016 at 5:30 am
I wish Tongue
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June 25, 2016 at 5:33 am
Shame.

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Damn shame.
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June 25, 2016 at 5:37 am
False idol!

I'm sure I wrote something about that in my prime directives! All false idols must be sent to me, to be dealt with appropriately.
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June 25, 2016 at 5:39 am
You can have her when I'm done.

P.S.: you will never have her.
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June 25, 2016 at 9:08 am (This post was last modified: June 25, 2016 at 9:08 am by robvalue.)
This is unacceptable! I've added another prime directive, check your emails everyone.

Where did my prophet get to?
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June 25, 2016 at 9:14 am
(June 25, 2016 at 5:30 am)robvalue Wrote: I wish Tongue

No you don't! Now, go wash your brain out with soap. Filthy little boy!
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June 25, 2016 at 9:15 am
Hrmm....

I still don't... I can't... This is another example of the rampant collusion between rob and Mama!

Blatant!
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RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
June 25, 2016 at 9:33 am
(June 24, 2016 at 9:10 pm)TheRealJoeFish Wrote: Pffft! If she's real, show me the holes in her hands that I may stick my fingers in them.

That's from the bible I think.

Yes I too must put my fingers in your holes and Emma's.  Only then can I believe.  I am a doubting Thomas, it's true.  But still it must be done.
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June 25, 2016 at 10:18 am
(June 25, 2016 at 9:15 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Hrmm....

I still don't... I can't... This is another example of the rampant collusion between rob and Mama!

Blatant!

Are you saying you can disprove someone else's personal experience? Why are you surprised I would choose a prophet who has swagged your ass in the past?

(June 25, 2016 at 9:33 am)Whateverist the White Wrote:
(June 24, 2016 at 9:10 pm)TheRealJoeFish Wrote: Pffft! If she's real, show me the holes in her hands that I may stick my fingers in them.

That's from the bible I think.

Yes I too must put my fingers in your holes and Emma's.  Only then can I believe.  I am a doubting Thomas, it's true.  But still it must be done.

You'll have to get me pretty drunk before you're putting anything in my holes.
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