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Ken Ham's Ark Debunked in One Picture
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Ken Ham's Ark Debunked in One Picture
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They only put the babies on the ark. Obviously.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

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http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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But they were BABY dinosaurs and it was two of each KIND of dinosaur, anyway.

You atheists and your evil conspiracies know nothing!!

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Umm... They had baby dinosaurs, and only a couple kinds. Durrrrr.
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. . . gonna need a bigger ark . . .

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(July 11, 2016 at 7:45 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Umm... They had baby dinosaurs, and only a couple kinds. Durrrrr.

I don't think I'm going too far out on a limb when I say no they didn't
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(July 11, 2016 at 7:48 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(July 11, 2016 at 7:45 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Umm... They had baby dinosaurs, and only a couple kinds. Durrrrr.

I don't think I'm going too far out on a limb when I say no they didn't

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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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(July 11, 2016 at 7:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: But they were BABY dinosaurs and it was two of each KIND of dinosaur, anyway.

You atheists and your evil conspiracies know nothing!!

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Actually, God instructed Noah to only bring dinosaur eggs on the ark to save space, but the Noah family wanted omelettes and dinosaurs went extinct.
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(July 11, 2016 at 7:42 pm)Mechaghostman2 Wrote: [Image: 13620755_308309476175385_841021179978918...e=57EDE66A]

6000 years is not enough to mineralized any of the Dino bones in any of the world's museum ought to be enough.
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