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Last Universal Common Ancestor
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RE: Last Universal Common Ancestor
(July 25, 2016 at 4:06 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:
(July 25, 2016 at 4:03 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Luca is unlikely to have been sexually differentiated.   This may explain why God hates heterosexuals and homosexuals alike.

Mate, I've had several pints. I don't care who fucked who, right.

Cut me some fucking slack.

Oh fuck, we got a drunk Scot over here! Initiate ze containment protocol!!
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#12
RE: Last Universal Common Ancestor
I still would have preferred ADAM as an acronyn.

What could it stand for?

I'd love to come up with something like:

LUCA, I am your father! Hehe
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#13
RE: Last Universal Common Ancestor
Oh, poo. I saw the thread title and straight away thought I'd suggest the name Luca. Not fast enough, obviously.

Arse.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Last Universal Common Ancestor
(July 25, 2016 at 9:38 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I still would have preferred ADAM as an acronyn.

What could it stand for?

I'd love to come up with something like:

LUCA, I am your father!  Hehe

A read a short comic story years ago where Nazi scientists invested a time machine in the last stages of the war for Hitler to go back in time and correct his mistakes.

He insisted on taking his wife with him and the time machine went back several hundred thousand years.

They became the first humans: Adolf and Eva...
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Last Universal Common Ancestor
Now I want to read that story.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Last Universal Common Ancestor
So he went back in time and still couldn't win the war the second time around?
Or was it the 25th?
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Know God, Know fear.
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