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Last Universal Common Ancestor
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Last Universal Common Ancestor
And no.... it isn't fucking "adam."

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/26/scienc...c=rss&_r=0


Quote:A surprisingly specific genetic portrait of the ancestor of all living things has been generated by scientists who say that the likeness sheds considerable light on the mystery of how life first emerged on Earth.

This venerable ancestor was a single-cell, bacterium-like organism. But it has a grand name, or at least an acronym. It is known as Luca, the Last Universal Common Ancestor, and is estimated to have lived some four billion years ago, when Earth was a mere 560 million years old.

Looks like the creatard museum is out of date!
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RE: Last Universal Common Ancestor
fucking creationists


(of course, the faithful that aren't creationist are apostates, LOL)
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Last Universal Common Ancestor
(July 25, 2016 at 12:00 pm)Minimalist Wrote: And no.... it isn't fucking "adam."

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/26/scienc...c=rss&_r=0


Quote:A surprisingly specific genetic portrait of the ancestor of all living things has been generated by scientists who say that the likeness sheds considerable light on the mystery of how life first emerged on Earth.

This venerable ancestor was a single-cell, bacterium-like organism. But it has a grand name, or at least an acronym. It is known as Luca, the Last Universal Common Ancestor, and is estimated to have lived some four billion years ago, when Earth was a mere 560 million years old.

Looks like the creatard museum is out of date!


Looks like Luca was adapted to live in a hellish environment. That must be because it refuse to repose its faith in a triune God of the father, the Luca and the Holy Ghost.
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RE: Last Universal Common Ancestor
Hey, dad....Tongue
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RE: Last Universal Common Ancestor
(July 25, 2016 at 3:59 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Hey, dad....

This is the God people have been looking for. He is The One that gave life to all of us. Praise the Luca. Amen.
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RE: Last Universal Common Ancestor
And he didn't even have to get fucking crucified!
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RE: Last Universal Common Ancestor
(July 25, 2016 at 3:59 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Hey, dad....

Luca is unlikely to have been sexually differentiated. This may explain why God hates heterosexuals and homosexuals alike.
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RE: Last Universal Common Ancestor
(July 25, 2016 at 4:03 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(July 25, 2016 at 3:59 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Hey, dad....

Luca is unlikely to have been sexually differentiated.   This may explain why God hates heterosexuals and homosexuals alike.

Meh.
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RE: Last Universal Common Ancestor
I thought Luca lived on the second floor?
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Last Universal Common Ancestor
Luca sleeps with the fishes.

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