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Tim LaHaye is Dead!
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RE: Tim LaHaye is Dead!
(July 26, 2016 at 7:05 am)chimp3 Wrote: No celebrations. LaHaye wrote the "Left Behind" series. Swore that the Biblical end times were upon us

Well, he was half right. They just turned out a little more personal than plural.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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I like whores. Yum.
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#23
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People have thought they've lived in end times for thousands of years. They've all been wrong so far.
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(July 26, 2016 at 1:51 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: People have thought they've lived in end times for thousands of years. They've all been wrong so far.

Yeah but no one ever specifies how long the end times last for  Big Grin
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(July 26, 2016 at 1:52 pm)Mathilda Wrote:
(July 26, 2016 at 1:51 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: People have thought they've lived in end times for thousands of years. They've all been wrong so far.

Yeah but no one ever specifies how long the end times last for  Big Grin

Not long enough for the left behind authors to see it, apparently.
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RE: Tim LaHaye is Dead!
(July 26, 2016 at 7:05 am)chimp3 Wrote: LaHaye wrote the "Left Behind" series. Swore that the Biblical end times were upon us and that the rapture is nigh. Silly books about all the true christians getting sucked up into the sky by Jesus. Just pointing out that his mortal coil is still earthbound.

OMG, my ex-wife loved that shit. There was always at least one of his novels in the reading room near the throne. I picked up one just for the lulz - holy shit, what horrible, horrible pablum.
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(July 26, 2016 at 12:08 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: It might have to be rated R though because of sexual content (Whore of Babylon) and graphic violence (Lake of Fire).

Ever considered the bible a book not suitable for kids? I mean there's sex, incest, wholesale slaughter, genocide and murder.
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(July 26, 2016 at 3:08 pm)abaris Wrote:
(July 26, 2016 at 12:08 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: It might have to be rated R though because of sexual content (Whore of Babylon) and graphic violence (Lake of Fire).

Ever considered the bible a book not suitable for kids? I mean there's sex, incest, wholesale slaughter, genocide and murder.

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Sorry. Every time I read the title this is all I hear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EXCIWlm1fs
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#30
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IMHO the flip side was the better...the only truth we know comes so easily.
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