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Old Testament Prophecy Proof of Jesus
#11
RE: Old Testament Prophecy Proof of Jesus
Guys... why is the Christian the only one that got the joke?
Jesus is like Pinocchio.  He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
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#12
RE: Old Testament Prophecy Proof of Jesus
(August 7, 2016 at 4:18 pm)Nihilist Virus Wrote: I don't do drugs so how else am I gonna fry my brain?

Do you have an electrical socket and a paper clip?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#13
RE: Old Testament Prophecy Proof of Jesus
(August 7, 2016 at 8:49 pm)PETE_ROSE Wrote: What a terrible inference to make that the depravity of the old world and the low station that women held in life somehow correlates to the life Jesus lived and exemplified.  I have never seen such a stretch of the imagination where someone drew correlations from something so brutal and evil to one that is love personified and good.  

Perhaps this is some shameful attempt at humor but I see nothing to laugh at.

I would surely write a more detailed account of the significance and take aways from this scripture privately to anyone interested but I will not give it any justice by expounding upon it here.

Shameful.

Christians cherry pick the verses they wish to cite as prophecy. I guess atheists are not allowed to do the same? If you stick that damned book in peoples faces often enough one of them may read it . They might see it in a different light than you. No shame in that.
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#14
RE: Old Testament Prophecy Proof of Jesus
(August 7, 2016 at 3:35 pm)Nihilist Virus Wrote: Judges 19:22-30 says,

22 Now as they were making their hearts merry, behold, the men of the city, certain sons of Belial, beset the house round about, and beat at the door, and spake to the master of the house, the old man, saying, Bring forth the man that came into thine house, that we may know him.

23 And the man, the master of the house, went out unto them, and said unto them, Nay, my brethren, nay, I pray you, do not so wickedly; seeing that this man is come into mine house, do not this folly.

24 Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing.

25 But the men would not hearken to him: so the man took his concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and they knew her, and abused her all the night until the morning: and when the day began to spring, they let her go.

26 Then came the woman in the dawning of the day, and fell down at the door of the man's house where her lord was, till it was light.

27 And her lord rose up in the morning, and opened the doors of the house, and went out to go his way: and, behold, the woman his concubine was fallen down at the door of the house, and her hands were upon the threshold.

28 And he said unto her, Up, and let us be going. But none answered. Then the man took her up upon an ass, and the man rose up, and gat him unto his place.

29 And when he was come into his house, he took a knife, and laid hold on his concubine, and divided her, together with her bones, into twelve pieces, and sent her into all the coasts of Israel.

30 And it was so, that all that saw it said, There was no such deed done nor seen from the day that the children of Israel came up out of the land of Egypt unto this day: consider of it, take advice, and speak your minds.



Now, folks, I think this passage pretty much speaks for itself in that it is about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.  I mean, hello, the men "Stood at the door and knocked."  The concubine was raped to death, which sounds a lot like "My cup runneth over" because Jesus had to drink his "cup of suffering."  The concubine (a whore) had her corpse dismembered and sent out to the 12 tribes of Israel, symbolic of how Jesus is a whore because he loves us all and then after he died his gospel was spread throughout the whole world.  The Levite offering up his concubine to a viscous mob is a symbol of God offering up Jesus to a viscous mob.

Jesus stands at the door and knocks.  Open the door so he might come in and rape you to death.  He wants to rape you to death in a spiritual sense.

Checkmate, atheists.

Ahh... no.

con·cu·bine
ˈkäNGkyəˌbīn/
noun
historical
noun: concubine; plural noun: concubines
(in polygamous societies) a woman who lives with a man but has lower status than his wife or wives.

Second issue..what makes you think this is a prophesy?
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#15
RE: Old Testament Prophecy Proof of Jesus
Drich haz a silly.
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#16
RE: Old Testament Prophecy Proof of Jesus
(August 8, 2016 at 11:50 am)Drich Wrote:
(August 7, 2016 at 3:35 pm)Nihilist Virus Wrote: Judges 19:22-30 says,

22 Now as they were making their hearts merry, behold, the men of the city, certain sons of Belial, beset the house round about, and beat at the door, and spake to the master of the house, the old man, saying, Bring forth the man that came into thine house, that we may know him.

23 And the man, the master of the house, went out unto them, and said unto them, Nay, my brethren, nay, I pray you, do not so wickedly; seeing that this man is come into mine house, do not this folly.

24 Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing.

25 But the men would not hearken to him: so the man took his concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and they knew her, and abused her all the night until the morning: and when the day began to spring, they let her go.

26 Then came the woman in the dawning of the day, and fell down at the door of the man's house where her lord was, till it was light.

27 And her lord rose up in the morning, and opened the doors of the house, and went out to go his way: and, behold, the woman his concubine was fallen down at the door of the house, and her hands were upon the threshold.

28 And he said unto her, Up, and let us be going. But none answered. Then the man took her up upon an ass, and the man rose up, and gat him unto his place.

29 And when he was come into his house, he took a knife, and laid hold on his concubine, and divided her, together with her bones, into twelve pieces, and sent her into all the coasts of Israel.

30 And it was so, that all that saw it said, There was no such deed done nor seen from the day that the children of Israel came up out of the land of Egypt unto this day: consider of it, take advice, and speak your minds.



Now, folks, I think this passage pretty much speaks for itself in that it is about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.  I mean, hello, the men "Stood at the door and knocked."  The concubine was raped to death, which sounds a lot like "My cup runneth over" because Jesus had to drink his "cup of suffering."  The concubine (a whore) had her corpse dismembered and sent out to the 12 tribes of Israel, symbolic of how Jesus is a whore because he loves us all and then after he died his gospel was spread throughout the whole world.  The Levite offering up his concubine to a viscous mob is a symbol of God offering up Jesus to a viscous mob.

Jesus stands at the door and knocks.  Open the door so he might come in and rape you to death.  He wants to rape you to death in a spiritual sense.

Checkmate, atheists.

Ahh... no.

con·cu·bine
ˈkäNGkyəˌbīn/
noun
historical
noun: concubine; plural noun: concubines
(in polygamous societies) a woman who lives with a man but has lower status than his wife or wives.

Second issue..what makes you think this is a prophesy?

Why do I think it's prophetic? Like I said the text speaks for itself. It's plain as day.
Jesus is like Pinocchio.  He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
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#17
RE: Old Testament Prophecy Proof of Jesus
(August 7, 2016 at 8:49 pm)PETE_ROSE Wrote: What a terrible inference to make that the depravity of the old world and the low station that women held in life somehow correlates to the life Jesus lived and exemplified.  I have never seen such a stretch of the imagination where someone drew correlations from something so brutal and evil to one that is love personified and good.  

Well if Yeshua did exist, it was far more likely that he was an ultra-orthodox jew looking to return the goyim to the old ways, and not the "son" of god come down to spread a new religion amongst them. So, the real Yeshua probably did think that raping a young girl to death was the right thing to do in the correct circumstances.
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#18
RE: Old Testament Prophecy Proof of Jesus
(August 8, 2016 at 12:14 pm)Nihilist Virus Wrote:
(August 8, 2016 at 11:50 am)Drich Wrote: Ahh... no.

con·cu·bine
ˈkäNGkyəˌbīn/
noun
historical
noun: concubine; plural noun: concubines
(in polygamous societies) a woman who lives with a man but has lower status than his wife or wives.

Second issue..what makes you think this is a prophesy?

Why do I think it's prophetic?  Like I said the text speaks for itself.  It's plain as day.

You do understand that the book of Judges is not a prophetic book and therefore contains no prophecy?

Dude if your going to Poe around at least put a little effort into it. You not even grasping at low hanging fruit here.. it's more like you've stepped in poo and are content tracking it around your house.
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#19
RE: Old Testament Prophecy Proof of Jesus
Thee book of judges is as big a pile of bullshit as the rest of it, dripshit.
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#20
RE: Old Testament Prophecy Proof of Jesus
(August 8, 2016 at 2:20 pm)Drich Wrote:
(August 8, 2016 at 12:14 pm)Nihilist Virus Wrote: Why do I think it's prophetic?  Like I said the text speaks for itself.  It's plain as day.

You do understand that the book of Judges is not a prophetic book and therefore contains no prophecy?

Dude if your going to Poe around at least put a little effort into it. You not even grasping at low hanging fruit here.. it's more like you've stepped in poo and are content tracking it around your house.

If it's not prophetic then why does Jesus say, "Behold, I stand at the door and knock?" Revelation is clear in that he wants to come inside you, i.e. spiritually rape you. I'm sorry if you don't get this, it's not your fault it's just that you need to discern these things spiritually.
Jesus is like Pinocchio.  He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
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