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Flood destroys Tony Perkins' house
August 17, 2016 at 5:39 pm
Yeah. In honor of today's post about stupid atheists not believing the the Great Flood, I give you:
"Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council, an organization labeled an anti-LGBT hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center, was left homeless by the destructive flooding that has ravaged southern Louisiana this week, killing 11 people and destroying an estimated 40,000 homes." Of course, he's trying to put a
positive spin on God's destruction of his house.
http://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/08/17/...nish-gays/
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RE: Flood destroys Tony Perkins' house
August 17, 2016 at 5:46 pm
So god gave his house an enema and it wasn't up to the challenge ??
And Jesus didn't broadcast a heads up beforehand either . . . .
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RE: Flood destroys Tony Perkins' house
August 17, 2016 at 6:22 pm
(This post was last modified: August 17, 2016 at 6:24 pm by Crossless2.0.)
Regardless of what a human turd I think Perkins is, I don't take any pleasure in his misfortune -- especially surrounded as I am with others who have suffered the same hardship as a result of this flood.
Now, if Perkins had slipped on a banana peel and somehow landed ass first on an enormous dildo, requiring the ministrations of an emergency room staff to pull the giant cock out of him, that would have pleased me immensely.
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RE: Flood destroys Tony Perkins' house
August 17, 2016 at 6:29 pm
I thought this was going to be about the destruction of The Bates Motel. Imagine my delight (unlike more high-minded people, I do take a certain amount of pleasure in the misfortune of people who make a life out of visiting misfortune on others).
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RE: Flood destroys Tony Perkins' house
August 17, 2016 at 6:31 pm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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