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I Want to Major in Biology
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RE: I Want to Major in Biology
August 19, 2016 at 12:36 pm
(August 19, 2016 at 12:29 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I see openings for bio majors running diagnostic labs inside of hospitals. Salary can be in the $100,000 range.

80 thousand is the minimum I'll take, this is good.

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RE: I Want to Major in Biology
August 19, 2016 at 6:24 pm
For those of you that think all pharmacists are nothing more than pill counters you can politely fuck off.
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RE: I Want to Major in Biology
August 19, 2016 at 6:25 pm
(August 19, 2016 at 6:24 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: For those of you that think all pharmacists are nothing more than pill counters you can politely fuck off.

Those damn pharmacists.

All they do is count pills.

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RE: I Want to Major in Biology
August 19, 2016 at 6:25 pm (This post was last modified: August 19, 2016 at 6:27 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
We probably deserved that.  Dude, when I need medicine I totally want to see a pharmacist...they're my favorite people when I'm sick...if I could just skip the doctor and go -buy- antibiotics I would ( I have a buddy who's a vet that I totally use for this service, lol). No disrespect...but -I- wouldn't want to be one. I like making shit that moves shit and makes shit.

All that counting.....it makes my manly bits retreat up into my torso. Wink
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RE: I Want to Major in Biology
August 19, 2016 at 7:44 pm
Get a major in mechanical engineering, a minor in either biology or anatomy, and get a job as a biomechanical engineer - building powered prosthetics, that sort of thing. I've a sister who does that, and she makes great walloping wads of cash.

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RE: I Want to Major in Biology
August 19, 2016 at 7:52 pm
(August 19, 2016 at 6:24 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: For those of you that think all pharmacists are nothing more than pill counters you can politely fuck off.

Our pharmacist at the hospital also makes great hot chocolate.

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RE: I Want to Major in Biology
August 19, 2016 at 8:09 pm
(August 19, 2016 at 7:52 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 19, 2016 at 6:24 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: For those of you that think all pharmacists are nothing more than pill counters you can politely fuck off.

Our pharmacist at the hospital also makes great hot chocolate.

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