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God... (GONE SEXUAL!!!)
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God... (GONE SEXUAL!!!)
Alright, here's the deal... God is all knowing...
Soooo, god must have known what it must mean to lust.

Cough* Virgin Mary cough*

God also knows how to do anal, fyi.

God's pretty hypocritical.
He's not the role model I'd look up too.
God also knows if I can lust and the only way to stop it is if he proves his existence and was kind.
Sadly he ain't that nice.

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RE: God... (GONE SEXUAL!!!)
Why do you think god's existence and kindness would stop your body from reacting in a natural way that you have no control over?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: God... (GONE SEXUAL!!!)
(August 22, 2016 at 5:33 pm)Losty Wrote: Why do you think god's existence and kindness would stop your body from reacting in a natural way that you have no control over?

I would fear him, but not rebel if he would forgive me. So thus I would be afraid to lust.

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RE: God... (GONE SEXUAL!!!)
Why would you fear him if he is kind? Do you know that sexual desire is biological and you cannot stop it even if you want to?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: God... (GONE SEXUAL!!!)
(August 22, 2016 at 5:44 pm)Losty Wrote: Why would you fear him if he is kind? Do you know that sexual desire is biological and you cannot stop it even if you want to?


I'd fear him because if I rebelled and did not ask for forgiveness I would be punished (if he was real)

I know it's biological. But I would try to hold back the lust.

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RE: God... (GONE SEXUAL!!!)
(August 22, 2016 at 5:48 pm)ScienceAf Wrote:
(August 22, 2016 at 5:44 pm)Losty Wrote: Why would you fear him if he is kind? Do you know that sexual desire is biological and you cannot stop it even if you want to?


I'd fear him because if I rebelled and did not ask for forgiveness I would be punished (if he was real)

I know it's biological. But I would try to hold back the lust.

Dodgy
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RE: God... (GONE SEXUAL!!!)
(August 22, 2016 at 5:50 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(August 22, 2016 at 5:48 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: I'd fear him because if I rebelled and did not ask for forgiveness I would be punished (if he was real)

I know it's biological. But I would try to hold back the lust.

Dodgy

What? It's not like he's real.
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RE: God... (GONE SEXUAL!!!)
Why would he punish you for something you cannot control of he was kind? Why would you try to hold it back if you know it's impossible?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#9
RE: God... (GONE SEXUAL!!!)
He's just being honest. Most of us would probably bend to a divinity's will, whether we liked it or not. Thankfully, it's all a load of bullshit.
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RE: God... (GONE SEXUAL!!!)
(August 22, 2016 at 5:54 pm)Losty Wrote: Why would he punish you for something you cannot control of he was kind? Why would you try to hold it back if you know it's impossible?

Idk, that's another flaw in theism.

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