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Makin you jealous/envious

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Makin you jealous/envious
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RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 9:39 pm
I can lick my eyebrow.
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RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 9:52 pm
(August 21, 2016 at 6:00 pm)Nymphadora Wrote:
(August 21, 2016 at 5:46 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: I store millions of babys in a sack under my dig black bick

Lol...that's nothing. I was born with hundreds of thousands of eggs, ready to go.
And I still gave birth. Twice.
When your ejaculate causes pain that passes 57 decibels let me know. That's the average amount of pain a woman withstands during childbirth.

GG.

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RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 9:55 pm
(August 21, 2016 at 7:29 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote: I'm dreamy. I can act like a magnet towards most people. It's just a power I have Cool.

I'm about to enter an epic chapter of my life. I can feel it.

My power is to make theist seem even stupider by just going.

"Mhmm, Okay... But it says that in the (holy book of somekind) too? Am I WRONG?!?!?!?

It really fucks em up.

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#24
RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 10:01 pm
Stop talking about your big black pony, science, and using incomprehensible gaming language in a discussion thread.
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RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 10:05 pm
I can lick my nose. My husband is three years younger than me, good looking, and super smart.  We don't fight.  I like my kids and they like me.  And I can do this:

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If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 10:07 pm
You can lick your own nose?

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RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 10:42 pm
(August 21, 2016 at 10:01 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote: Stop talking about your big black pony, science, and using incomprehensible gaming language in a discussion thread.

My big black poney is big and black, it's a fact. More of a fact than the "theory" of gravity.

And I don't even game that much bruh.

Like I said, it's the only way I express myself besides music and book writting.

I don't dye my hair or wear trashy clothes, or stuff like that.

So yeah.

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#28
RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 22, 2016 at 2:19 am
(August 21, 2016 at 4:12 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: First of all 12.
Im 5, 9
My jawline can grate cheese and break rocks.
I can dislocate my shoulder at will.
I can bend my arms backwards etc.
I can roll my eyes back.
I can crack my nose.
Im sexyAf.

But.. I wear glasses and apparently my first word was.
Allah.
Not ma.
Wow.
I don't feel envious of any of those things.

According to Google I'm 6 feet tall (183 cm).
I can hear sounds long before anyone else and I can feel a quake of 2 on Richter which only a machine can detect. I discovered this ability of mine a few years ago when we had a series of quakes in the summer varying from 2 to 4.9 on Richter scale.
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RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 22, 2016 at 2:37 am
I'm just under 5 6
I'm nearly 32.
I grate cheese with a grater, not a jaw.

I've performed a heart transplant.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 22, 2016 at 7:12 am
(August 21, 2016 at 8:53 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: [Image: where%20the%20fuck%20am%20i.jpg]

What sane Americans felt after 8 years of Bush Jr.
Poetry by Brian37(poems by an atheist) Also on Facebook as BrianJames Rational Poet and Twitter Brianrrs37  I also have a new blog here at https://www.brianjamesrationalpoet.blog
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