Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: April 19, 2024, 1:05 pm

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Crystal Children. Americans are droll...
#11
RE: Crystal Children. Americans are droll...
(September 25, 2016 at 10:25 am)chimp3 Wrote:
(September 25, 2016 at 10:19 am)mcolafson Wrote: I was searching for so-called 'glass children' and came across crystal children


Hippies! Hippies come up with ideas like Crystal Children. I still like hippies though!

[Image: God+Damn+Hippies.jpg]
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
Reply
#12
RE: Crystal Children. Americans are droll...
Cool story bro.
Reply
#13
RE: Crystal Children. Americans are droll...
Can you fuck an aura?

I guess if she consents and is over the legal age.
Love atheistforums.org? Consider becoming a patreon and helping towards our server costs.

[Image: 146748944129044_zpsomrzyn3d.gif]
Reply
#14
RE: Crystal Children. Americans are droll...
I likes me some aural.

Reply
#15
RE: Crystal Children. Americans are droll...
(September 25, 2016 at 10:33 am)Aegon Wrote: What is this aura shit

Probably the EM field your heart produces, detectable several feet away.
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder
Reply
#16
RE: Crystal Children. Americans are droll...
(September 25, 2016 at 2:55 pm)Arkilogue Wrote:
(September 25, 2016 at 10:33 am)Aegon Wrote: What is this aura shit

Probably the EM field your heart produces, detectable several feet away.
....in an extremely controlled, magnetically quiet room. Anything else and your heart's EMF, hell your whole body's EMF, would be completely lost to the background noise of the Earth's EMF which is 10 million times stronger at the surface that your's heart's EMF.
Reply
#17
RE: Crystal Children. Americans are droll...
My aura is pure arc-welding-radiance, brighter than a thousand suns. Men tremble and women swoon in its presence. I can also successfully pick out my favorite toys from past lives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBWcRqPesws
Reply
#18
RE: Crystal Children. Americans are droll...
So, quick question, are crystal children as bad as Crystal Pepsi was?  Because if they are we need to get rid of them and make sure they never happen again.  Do you think we could make a virus to target only people with crystal auras?  It's probably possible.  I bet we can.  Hopefully some government somewhere does, and soon!
Have you ever noticed all the drug commercials on TV lately?  Why is it the side effects never include penile enlargement or super powers?
Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use.  Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel.  Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size.
Reply
#19
RE: Crystal Children. Americans are droll...
Crystal Pepsi is one of the weirdest things. I've tried it 3 times in the last month and I can't decide if it's gross or kinda nice. O_o
It's like pepsprite or something. So weird.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
Reply
#20
RE: Crystal Children. Americans are droll...
(September 28, 2016 at 5:22 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: My aura is pure arc-welding-radiance, brighter than a thousand suns. Men tremble and women swoon in its presence. I can also successfully pick out my favorite toys from past lives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBWcRqPesws

Hopefully you can make women tremble a little too right? Wink
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Americans spend $30 billion annually on alternative medicine Fake Messiah 26 4739 November 11, 2016 at 4:52 pm
Last Post: Doubting Thomas



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)