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Poll: America Of Jesus?
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Murica!
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Jesus!
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Christianity vs Murica! USA, USA, USA!
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Christianity vs Murica! USA, USA, USA!
Sound off!

How many of you can I -not- count on to hold the shield at the lvl of his shoulders?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Christianity vs Murica! USA, USA, USA!
wut
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#3
RE: Christianity vs Murica! USA, USA, USA!
(September 28, 2016 at 5:14 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: wut

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#justapoll
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#4
RE: Christianity vs Murica! USA, USA, USA!
O Canada!

FTW
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#5
RE: Christianity vs Murica! USA, USA, USA!
I forgive you.   Wink
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#6
RE: Christianity vs Murica! USA, USA, USA!
Thread is racist. I'm not American.

Bah!
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#7
RE: Christianity vs Murica! USA, USA, USA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
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#8
RE: Christianity vs Murica! USA, USA, USA!
jesus fucking christ. Without inflection how can I possibly answer!
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#9
RE: Christianity vs Murica! USA, USA, USA!
Britain.
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RE: Christianity vs Murica! USA, USA, USA!
(September 28, 2016 at 5:21 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I forgive you.   Wink

But seriously man, I ain't picking up a weapon again, not unless invaders hit our shores, and I'm too old for that even.
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