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Do sperm have souls?
#1
Do sperm have souls?
They are alive, can move and seem to want to swim against the force of gravity.  Do they have immortal souls?  Is there a Heaven for good sperm, a hell for bad ones?
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#2
RE: Do sperm have souls?
Nope. They don't wear shoes.

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#3
RE: Do sperm have souls?
My sperm has soul. I'm just saying...
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#5
RE: Do sperm have souls?
Yes, sperm have souls.  The sinners are punished in 2 different ways:
1.  Banished into an ovum and forced to inhabit the Earth as a filthy human.
2. Ejected from heaven through the urethra, only to wither and die alone in the filthy human world.
If we came from dust, then why is there still dust?
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#6
RE: Do sperm have souls?
Hell no, sperm don't have souls. Neither do ova, which are also alive and move.
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#7
RE: Do sperm have souls?
For having no souls, they sure are motivated! :rimshot:
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder
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#8
RE: Do sperm have souls?
Does sperm in Korea count?
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#9
RE: Do sperm have souls?
(October 1, 2016 at 8:47 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Does sperm in Korea count?

Backwards if they are northerly sperm.
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
(October 1, 2016 at 8:47 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Does sperm in Korea count?

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Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder
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