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Aw fuck, last day of being 12.
#11
RE: Aw fuck, last day of being 12.
(October 4, 2016 at 1:10 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: I'm turning 13 tomorrow. Yay.

My telomeeerrsss are dying.
I'm becoming...

Edgey...

Ahhhhhhh, I need the bleach.

Yeah don't worry. Nothing ever bad happens when you reach 13. Life just goes on smoothly and calmly with no emotional upset or hormonal imbalance in the slightest.

Ignore that look of fear in your parent's eyes tomorrow.
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#12
RE: Aw fuck, last day of being 12.
(October 4, 2016 at 1:10 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: I'm turning 13 tomorrow. Yay.

My telomeeerrsss are dying.
I'm becoming...

Edgey...

Ahhhhhhh, I need the bleach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLuEY6jN6gY



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#13
RE: Aw fuck, last day of being 12.
(October 4, 2016 at 1:31 pm)ScienceAf Wrote:
(October 4, 2016 at 1:24 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: If you're 12 (or 13) and have progeria, you're already at the high end of your life expectancy.

Oh fuck

If you're gonna die of Burkitt's Lymphoma, you most likely will do it before age 30.  Even now you might have some hinky DNA lurking in your lymphatic system.  And it's just waiting for a tiny bit of radiation, or maybe a just a touch too much fluoride in your next glass of tap water to activate it.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#14
RE: Aw fuck, last day of being 12.
(October 4, 2016 at 1:41 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(October 4, 2016 at 1:31 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: Oh fuck

If you're gonna die of Burkitt's Lymphoma, you most likely will do it before age 30.  Even now you might have some hinky DNA lurking in your lymphatic system.  And it's just waiting for a tiny bit of radiation, or maybe a just a touch too much fluoride in your next glass of tap water to activate it.

Okayyyyy

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#15
RE: Aw fuck, last day of being 12.
(October 4, 2016 at 1:32 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote:
(October 4, 2016 at 1:28 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: Thank you.

Ok, so at what time (GMT) does your birthday start?

11 am

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#16
RE: Aw fuck, last day of being 12.
(October 4, 2016 at 1:34 pm)Mathilda Wrote:
(October 4, 2016 at 1:10 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: I'm turning 13 tomorrow. Yay.

My telomeeerrsss are dying.
I'm becoming...

Edgey...

Ahhhhhhh, I need the bleach.

Yeah don't worry. Nothing ever bad happens when you reach 13. Life just goes on smoothly and calmly with no emotional upset or hormonal imbalance in the slightest.

Ignore that look of fear in your parent's eyes tomorrow.

Oh, my parents got scared when I said I wanna go out to a libary alone next year in highschool.
My aunt thinks I'll do drugs.
My dad thought (but convinced him) that i'd sleep with someone.
My mum thinks I'll get raped.
My grandma is just muslim.

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#17
RE: Aw fuck, last day of being 12.
(October 4, 2016 at 1:37 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(October 4, 2016 at 1:10 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: I'm turning 13 tomorrow. Yay.

My telomeeerrsss are dying.
I'm becoming...

Edgey...

Ahhhhhhh, I need the bleach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLuEY6jN6gY

Im dead.

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#18
RE: Aw fuck, last day of being 12.
Phew - Finally I'm not 3 times your age anymore.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#19
RE: Aw fuck, last day of being 12.
Wait till you find out that 13 is not much of an improvement.
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#20
RE: Aw fuck, last day of being 12.
(October 4, 2016 at 3:10 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Wait till you find out that 13 is not much of an improvement.

is it that bad?
Everyone is 13-15 and Ill turn 14 in highschoo,

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