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What god thinks of christian missionaries.....
#11
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries.....
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#12
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries.....
(October 11, 2016 at 11:44 am)Drich Wrote:
(October 5, 2016 at 2:45 pm)Rhythm Wrote: ...we'll be reading deuteronomy, today.  



The message is clear.  You are to kill them, not believe them, not humor them, not suffer them.  You cannot love them, you cannot show them kindness.  Entire towns (even the goats) must be burned on account of their existence, and if you fail in this...the lord will punish -you-.  

On the plus side, if you succeed he'll increase your numbers, though I'm sure that killing all those people and burning those towns probably has an effect on the relative numbers of your spawn vs their spawn all it's own.

glob...

1) are you an OT jew?

Then questions 2) through 10) do not apply.
So then mind your own business.

Jesus the bible character is a jew nothing more nothing less. 
He literally fucking says i did not come back  to change shit but you guy's did. The jews were like oh... we need to improve on our shitty book
and makes a new book  and take parts from our shitty book put it into this book and there you have it christianity. And your jesus character not a 
christian never was never will never could be a christian was a jew.
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#13
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries.....
(October 11, 2016 at 11:47 am)Minimalist Wrote: Your fucking jesus was a jew, Dripshit.  Try to get that through your thick fucking head.

Jesus weren't no jew!  His last name was Christ, not Christowitz!
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#14
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries.....
God's not a fan of the Christian missionary.

He prefers Christians get it on doggy-style.
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#15
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries.....
(November 4, 2016 at 4:58 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: God's not a fan of the Christian missionary.

He prefers Christians get it on doggy-style.

The moral of the story is don't go preaching Gods other than Yahweh or else.  That's the way God handled things in the old testament.
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RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries.....
(October 11, 2016 at 11:44 am)Drich Wrote: 1) are you an OT jew?

Then theists should learn to remember this in relation to homosexuality in the OT.
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RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries.....
(November 6, 2016 at 4:30 pm)Maelstrom Wrote:
(October 11, 2016 at 11:44 am)Drich Wrote: 1) are you an OT jew?

Then theists should learn to remember this in relation to homosexuality in the OT.

Homosexuality is also condemned referred to in the new testament, although christians do interpret it differently
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RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries.....
(November 6, 2016 at 4:37 pm)Lek Wrote: [quote='Maelstrom' pid='1437803' dateline='1478464239']

Then theists should learn to remember this in relation to homosexuality in the OT.

Homosexuality is also referred to in the new testament although christians do interpret it differently.
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RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries.....
(October 11, 2016 at 11:44 am)Drich Wrote: So then mind your own business.


Pot to kettle, pot to kettle!







I.E, I think you hooked one, Rhythm.
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RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries.....
(November 6, 2016 at 4:37 pm)Lek Wrote: Homosexuality is also condemned referred to in the new testament, although christians do interpret it differently

Misinterpret is the better terminology. The only reference is from Paul, and the word actually means "feminine" rather than homosexual.
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