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Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
#31
RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
Is Mexican food anything like "Mexican food"? What do you like that we wouldn't recognize?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#32
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(October 6, 2016 at 2:42 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: How can I become a real Mexican just like you?  You are totally swag.

First you find a drug lord to cross you over to Mexico, then you order corn tortilla tacos (not flour), then you learn how to whistle at the ladies as if they were puppies, then you swim back to the USA. It's easy, really. Plus, marry me.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#33
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(October 6, 2016 at 2:43 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Should I make more tacos?

In nothing but an apron.
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#34
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That's hawt.

ETA: Oops, ninja.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#35
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(October 6, 2016 at 2:44 pm)c172 Wrote: Is Mexican food anything like "Mexican food"? What do you like that we wouldn't recognize?

I don't understand the cheese in american taco accents.
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#36
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Gotta get back to my desk, I mean, to the orange picking. I'll continue later.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#37
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There's a fast food place that does tacos with American cheese slices. How 'bout them apples (not sure how to translate that to Spanish)?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#38
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Are you nearest BC or Sonora?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#39
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(October 6, 2016 at 2:18 pm)Mamacita Wrote:
(October 6, 2016 at 2:03 pm)RozKek Wrote: When you make tacos, do you mix the taco sauce with the meat or do you put em' in the taco roll/shell seperately?

Taco roll? Taco shell? I'm Mexican, not Texan.  Tongue

I still need the advice, I'm in the middle of a crisis! halp
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#40
RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
How good are you at building walls?

What do you think of Cheech's "Mexican American" song? Factually correct?

Is Mexican sarcasm better than other state sponsored sarcasm?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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