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Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
#11
RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
Oh look. Another one thinking to post some original thoughts.

What exactly is a "power fullest" when it's at home? Apart from the Western civilization not being the most "power fullest". The Chinese being around with a contínued history stretching back some 3000 years would beg to differ. In fact that's the only country on earth being around for so long a time. Within the same borders.
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#12
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This is a joke right? I mean some of this reasoning... its worded as if it is a joke. I'm assuming troll or as Nymph said, sock.
“What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.”

Also if your signature makes my scrolling mess up "you're tacky and I hate you."
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#13
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A smelly, stinky sock. Holy shit...who haven't we heard from in a while that would post this drivel?
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#14
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I must admit I loled. Props on #22. Best list ever.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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#15
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And besides. The alias "Prick" can mean two things. Being a troll (sock) or having looked into a mirror recently.
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(October 20, 2016 at 4:02 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Omg number 16. Bahahahaha!

If it only lasts 5 minutes, you're doing it wrong.

Quote:16.  Because planet earth is boring, including sex which only lasts 5 minutes

Apparently his wrist gets tired.
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#17
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#16 lol

The only sex you're gonna get in heaven is being fucked royally in the ass by God. For eternity.
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#18
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Funniest thing I've read today.
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#19
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Yep, pretending, ya got me. I've been living a fantasy delusion. Why couldn't I see it until now?
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(October 20, 2016 at 4:24 pm)Emjay Wrote: #16 lol

The only sex you're gonna get in heaven is being fucked royally up the ass by God. For eternity.

Fixed that for you. But I'm already pretty sure this is a Poe or a troll. I didn't read the whole drivle, but since some of you pointed out #16 it can't be real. Add to this the username prick and you get the picture.
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