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Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
#31
RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
(October 20, 2016 at 4:01 pm)Alex K Wrote: You forgot the most important one: without God, there'd be no Christmas. Ever.

True. But I can still buy myself pressies and that's all that matters Big Grin
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#32
RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
OK, so this guy's someone else in a Halloween costume, yeah? Tis the season.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#33
RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
But careful of all that candy, Cornholio.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#34
RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
(October 20, 2016 at 4:40 pm)c172 Wrote: OK, so this guy's someone else in a Halloween costume, yeah? Tis the season.

You may be on to something.

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#35
RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
A butt hat?


Butthead. Of course.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#36
RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
I can't decide what's worse: the quality of reasons given in the list or the OP's troll abilities.
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#37
RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
I love AF.

Yes I know that isn't relevant to the OP but the OP is a twat and I'd rather just make a post saying this instead.
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#38
RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
Hey... Happy Hallowthanksmasyear.

I think that about covers all four.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#39
RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
(October 20, 2016 at 3:58 pm)ThePrick Wrote: 11.  Because If I was an atheist I would kill anyone in my family, if they annoy me. But religion keeps me under control.

If you require religion to keep from being a murderer, then please keep believing. This world has enough cunts as it is.

I don't need any god to be good, myself.

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#40
RE: Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist
(October 20, 2016 at 4:50 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: I can't decide what's worse: the quality of reasons given in the list or the OP's troll abilities.

You've got to give it credit for touching on just about every stereotype and bad argument there is.

Or not.
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