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Are You There?
November 3, 2016 at 11:49 pm
My name is God.
Alright you got me, my parents didn't really name me God. My girlfriend did.
Alright you got me. She didn't. Her mom did.
Nope, she didn't either.
I'm just another heathen trying to survive in a country full of religious buffoons hell-bent on "restoring the faith" and ousting the colored people.
I'm looking for some rational thought, and figured this may be my best shot.
Cool space logo by the way, it's what made me pick this forum.
Regards,
God
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RE: Are You There?
November 3, 2016 at 11:50 pm
You've come to the right place, God.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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RE: Are You There?
November 3, 2016 at 11:50 pm
Welcome !
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RE: Are You There?
November 3, 2016 at 11:56 pm
OH my!
I'm very surprised this username wasn't already taken lol.
Anyway, welcome, God.
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RE: Are You There?
November 3, 2016 at 11:59 pm
Welcome!
(November 3, 2016 at 11:56 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: OH my!
I'm very surprised this username wasn't already taken lol.
Anyway, welcome, God.
Look closer at his name. 
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RE: Are You There?
November 4, 2016 at 12:00 am
Hi there. You don't go disappearing on us now. You're known for doing that!
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RE: Are You There?
November 4, 2016 at 12:03 am
Welcome to af, god
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RE: Are You There?
November 4, 2016 at 12:12 am
(November 4, 2016 at 12:00 am)Primordial Bisque Wrote: Hi there. You don't go disappearing on us now. You're known for doing that!
Well, in truth you people did hang me from a cross, rip out my beard, drove nails in me, and shoved a spear in my ribs.
But hey --- bygones!!
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RE: Are You There?
November 4, 2016 at 12:18 am
(November 3, 2016 at 11:59 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Welcome!
(November 3, 2016 at 11:56 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: OH my!
I'm very surprised this username wasn't already taken lol.
Anyway, welcome, God.
Look closer at his name.
What's up with the line in the "D"?
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RE: Are You There?
November 4, 2016 at 12:24 am
(November 4, 2016 at 12:18 am)Nymphadora Wrote: (November 3, 2016 at 11:59 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Welcome!
Look closer at his name.
What's up with the line in the "D"?
I got a D- in Sunday School
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