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Your last meal
November 9, 2016 at 10:05 pm
You're on death row about to die, you're offered a last meal, what's your request?
I'm going for a KFC with supermalt drink. As much oysters in hot sauce as I can eat for my side. For my sweet I want saffron ice cream and a fuck load of chocolate.
Now as a sideline answer I'm also going to say that if I could pick illegal consumables or just things you're not allowed to request in real life I'd opt for drugs and take heroin, ecstasy and tequila. Oh and lots of cigs.
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RE: Your last meal
November 9, 2016 at 10:06 pm
the Michael Simon award winning steak from Caniglia's Venice Inn in Omaha
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RE: Your last meal
November 9, 2016 at 10:54 pm
Paul, ya stole my thunder with that last line. So, ditto!
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RE: Your last meal
November 9, 2016 at 10:55 pm
They key to my Cell!
Got em! Suckers!
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RE: Your last meal
November 9, 2016 at 10:57 pm
(November 9, 2016 at 10:55 pm)Aegon Wrote: They key to my Cell!
Got em! Suckers!
What do you want the key hidden in?
Oh, wait, never mind. hehehehe
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RE: Your last meal
November 9, 2016 at 10:58 pm
Nothing! What the fuck would I want to eat for?
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RE: Your last meal
November 9, 2016 at 11:12 pm
Gosh! It really depends on my appetite, and on any particular cravings I might have that day. And said cravings tend to change at least daily for me.
I might go for sushi (a tuna roll of some sort) and nigiri, steak fries with ketchup, and a box of Little Debbie oatmeal creme pies.
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RE: Your last meal
November 9, 2016 at 11:14 pm
An endless gobstopper.
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RE: Your last meal
November 9, 2016 at 11:17 pm
The wife: "Filet mignon, a giant blunt, and a bottle of whiskey, duh..and the conjugal visits a given, right?"
Me: I'll have what she's having.
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