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The Attraction System In MEN & WOMEN Proves God Exists!!!

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The Attraction System In MEN & WOMEN Proves God Exists!!!
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RE: The Attraction System In MEN & WOMEN Proves God Exists!!!
November 11, 2016 at 11:29 am
(November 11, 2016 at 11:21 am)Aegon Wrote: Proof in favor of evolution and survival of the fittest! I'd want my offspring to be half-car too.

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November 11, 2016 at 11:30 am
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha I needed that thanks bruh
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RE: The Attraction System In MEN & WOMEN Proves God Exists!!!
November 11, 2016 at 11:43 am


At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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November 11, 2016 at 11:47 am
Nice, using "God" and "Natural Law" in the same concept. Two mutually exclusive concepts.  Clap
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November 11, 2016 at 1:31 pm
I kinda enjoy teaching my gal the Nine Thousand Names of God.

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November 11, 2016 at 1:39 pm (This post was last modified: November 11, 2016 at 3:02 pm by brewer.)
(November 11, 2016 at 11:00 am)Edward John Wrote: Did you know, the attraction system in Men and Women proves that there is a God. This isn't a joke if you think about it. Why is this the way it is? God must have programmed it to be so.  This is in other words The Design Argument.
 
What Key Features attracts Men to Women according to Natural law are these:
·        A Women who is beautiful (General body and beauty)
·        A Women with long hair
·        A Women with Kindness
·        A Women with Smile
·        A Women who is a good listener
·        A Women with a Sense of humour
·        A Women who is Submissive feminine around him
·        A Women with Communication skills
·        A Women with Intelligence/Wisdom
What Key Features attracts Women to Men according to Natural law are these:
·        A Man With a Great Personality
·        A Man Who Exhibits a Relaxed, Masculine Confidence(Not Insecure around her)
·        A Man Who is a good Leader
·        A Man Who is a Bit of a Challenge
·        A Man Who is Comfortable to Treat Women as Equal but not in the same way as a Man e.g respect her, appreciate her intelligence and value her opinions.
·        A Man Who is Supportive
·        A Man Who Allows Her to be a Woman
·        A Man Who Treats His Woman as Special
·        A Man Who is Comfortable Showing Affection and Attention
·        A Man with Ambition
Please Note: Some Men and Women here may disagree on what’s on the list but, it is because they don’t know what they are talking about.
This is Attraction system clearly seems to be designed and not chance, therefore God exists. The God of the bible is the true God, as the Bible is morally perfect, historically accurate and archaeologically.

Then god fucked up with asexual reproduction and parthenogenesis? So then, not so all knowing, not so perfect, not so all powerful? Bad god, very very bad god. For shame!
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RE: The Attraction System In MEN & WOMEN Proves God Exists!!!
November 11, 2016 at 1:41 pm (This post was last modified: November 11, 2016 at 1:42 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Go ahead Ed, list off all the things about men that are attractive..... Wink

Shall I post my own list so that we can compare,lol?
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November 11, 2016 at 1:53 pm
Top qualty shitpost

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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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November 11, 2016 at 3:00 pm
I'd suck Tim Tebow's hot sperm out of Brett Favre's butthole and swallow.

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November 11, 2016 at 3:21 pm
(November 11, 2016 at 11:08 am)Faith No More Wrote: Well, then, who designed this guy to want to fuck his car?



I could understand if it were a Ferrari or something, but a damn Chevy Lumina?  Oh well, I guess Luminas need love too.
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