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So, tell me again what your mirror tells you after voting for that man
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So, tell me again what your mirror tells you after voting for that man
Quote:When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists… And some, I assume, are good people.

Quote:All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected

Quote:It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!

Quote:I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.

Quote:My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.

Quote:The point is, you can never be too greedy.

Quote:I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.

Quote:Torture works. OK, folks? You know, I have these guys—”Torture doesn’t work!”—believe me, it works. And waterboarding is your minor form. Some people say it’s not actually torture. Let’s assume it is. But they asked me the question: What do you think of waterboarding? Absolutely fine. But we should go much stronger than waterboarding.

Quote:I am a person that believes in enhanced interrogation, yes. And by the way, it works.

Quote:Donald J. Trump is calling for a complete and total shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what the hell is going on

Quote: TAPPER: Let me ask you about a few social issues because they haven’t been issues you have been talking about for several years. I know you’re opposed to abortion.

TRUMP: Right. I’m pro-choice.

TAPPER: You’re pro-choice or pro-life?

TRUMP: I’m pro-life. I’m sorry.
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RE: So, tell me again what your mirror tells you after voting for that man
Didn't vote for him but it keeps telling me I should have put money on the dark horse.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#3
RE: So, tell me again what your mirror tells you after voting for that man
It tells me the DNC are a bunch of retards.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: So, tell me again what your mirror tells you after voting for that man
(November 11, 2016 at 5:05 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Didn't vote for him but it keeps telling me I should have put money on the dark horse.

Flirted with the idea myself just before the election day. My local bookies was giving 8/1 odds on him winning, I could've made an easy few hundred quid for myself there. Ah well.
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RE: So, tell me again what your mirror tells you after voting for that man
Makes me ashamed to be white.
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?” 
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RE: So, tell me again what your mirror tells you after voting for that man
Why?  He's not?  Ashamed -or- white....I mean, lol.   Wink
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: So, tell me again what your mirror tells you after voting for that man
It's like the ammu-nation commercials from GTA... Only he's real
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: So, tell me again what your mirror tells you after voting for that man
(November 11, 2016 at 5:37 pm)Lucanus Wrote: It's like the ammu-nation commercials from GTA... Only he's real

Personally I'm more of a fan of the Pisswasser commercial. Also more in line with the current situation.
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RE: So, tell me again what your mirror tells you after voting for that man
(November 11, 2016 at 5:26 pm)Iroscato Wrote:
(November 11, 2016 at 5:05 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Didn't vote for him but it keeps telling me I should have put money on the dark horse.

Flirted with the idea myself just before the election day. My local bookies was giving 8/1 odds on him winning, I could've made an easy few hundred quid for myself there. Ah well.

Yeah, I put about 5K into some commodities that could have doubled if Hill got in. I won't loose, but I won't get the quick turn around.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: So, tell me again what your mirror tells you after voting for that man
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Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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