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NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 1:08 pm (This post was last modified: November 26, 2016 at 1:13 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
(November 26, 2016 at 1:01 pm)Cobainism Wrote:
(November 26, 2016 at 12:56 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Not believing someone is the creator of the universe is a sure sign of dislike.

But you don't have to believe though Angel

Which is very convenient because I don't believe, nor could anyone possessed of anything even vaguely resembling a sane mind.
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 1:09 pm
You know, I could do double anal with Grohl and Cobain . . .
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 1:22 pm (This post was last modified: November 26, 2016 at 1:23 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
(November 26, 2016 at 1:09 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: You know, I could do double anal with Grohl and Cobain . . .

'Which historical figures would you recruit for double anal' sounds like an intruiguing thread.
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 1:26 pm
Remember what happened to fucking jesus the first time.
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 1:26 pm
(November 26, 2016 at 1:01 pm)Cobainism Wrote:
(November 26, 2016 at 12:56 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Not believing someone is the creator of the universe is a sure sign of dislike.

But you don't have to believe though Angel

Making it less of a religion and more of a fan club.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 1:51 pm
(November 26, 2016 at 12:36 pm)Alex K Wrote: If I want musicians feeling the pain and sorrow, there are other bands that do the trick for me though...
Same here. For me personally, Depeche Mode exhibits way more pain and sorrow, along with other emotions, than Nirvana did. It probably doesn't hurt that I can actually understand what Gahan is saying when he sings, unlike Cobain.
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 2:12 pm
(November 26, 2016 at 1:22 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote:
(November 26, 2016 at 1:09 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: You know, I could do double anal with Grohl and Cobain . . .

'Which historical figures would you recruit for double anal' sounds like an intruiguing thread.

Never tried anal sex before but not that its bad aslong as you do safe sex.
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 2:18 pm (This post was last modified: November 26, 2016 at 2:25 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
Oh Kurt Cobain is okay with that is he? I don't have to worry about offending the sensibilities of a lead-excavated pop star with my rampant anal sexing? WELL SO LONG AS KURT IS FINE WITH IT I GUESS THATS FINE BY ME BECAUSE I WAS WORRIED THAT I MIGHT BE UPSETTING KURT FUCKING COBAIN HOW I LAY AWAKE AT NIGHT WONDERING
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 2:23 pm
Meh, Nirvana is overrated. There are better dead singer-songwriters that would make a good Jesus figure.
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 2:25 pm (This post was last modified: November 26, 2016 at 2:26 pm by Cobainism.)
(November 26, 2016 at 2:18 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Oh Kurt Cobain is okay with that is he? I don't have to worry about offending the sensibilities of a lead-excavated pop star with my rampant anal sexing? WELL SO LONG AS KURT IS FINE WITH IT I GUESS THATS FINE BY ME BECAUSE I WAS WORRIED THAT I MIGHT BE UPSETTING KURT FUCKING COBAIN

Which is why you can use Cobainism as evidence that homosexual wedding is ok in the church, mosque, temple or whichever religious institution you use. Kurt is fine aslong as you don't hurt anyone
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