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This is incontrovertible proof that God is evil. God does not live by his own golden
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RE: This is incontrovertible proof that God is evil. God does not live by his own golden
(November 27, 2016 at 7:25 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: On the other hand, the copious giving of presents gives powerful evidence of Santa Claus being a morally superior being.

Except when I got socks and underwear. That fucker!
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RE: This is incontrovertible proof that God is evil. God does not live by his own golden
I think spending money I can't afford (and have to borrow) on worthless shit to give to people who don't want it and will nevertheless feel compelled to reciprocate with worthless crap presents of their own that  I will have to pay even more good money to dispose of is nevertheless an excellent way to celebrate the birth of our lord Mammon Jesus.
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RE: This is incontrovertible proof that God is evil. God does not live by his own golden
And where is this peace and love hugie feelie stuff ??

Any time I'm exposed to religionism I just get more cynical.
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RE: This is incontrovertible proof that God is evil. God does not live by his own golden
(November 27, 2016 at 8:34 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(November 27, 2016 at 7:25 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: On the other hand, the copious giving of presents gives powerful evidence of Santa Claus being a morally superior being.

Except when I got socks and underwear. That fucker!

Maybe he's trying to tell you something?

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RE: This is incontrovertible proof that God is evil. God does not live by his own golden
(November 27, 2016 at 8:34 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(November 27, 2016 at 7:25 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: On the other hand, the copious giving of presents gives powerful evidence of Santa Claus being a morally superior being.

Except when I got socks and underwear. That fucker!

So, am I to infer some old and worn (preferably unwashed) underwear is available  ?
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RE: This is incontrovertible proof that God is evil. God does not live by his own golden
Why did God create masochists? They kind of fuck with his golden rule.

Also they'll enjoy going to hell. Whoops Tongue
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RE: This is incontrovertible proof that God is evil. God does not live by his own golden
(November 27, 2016 at 7:25 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: On the other hand, the copious giving of presents gives powerful evidence of Santa Claus being a morally superior being.

I've been very naughty these last 17 years and has he given me any coal? No, he hasn't rewarded me at all! Not what I call moral behaviour, not fulfilling your promises.
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RE: This is incontrovertible proof that God is evil. God does not live by his own golden
17 years? That all?

He wants you to do better before he sets his elves to work for you. Damn, this entitlement generation.

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RE: This is incontrovertible proof that God is evil. God does not live by his own golden
(November 28, 2016 at 3:35 am)robvalue Wrote: Why did God create masochists? They kind of fuck with his golden rule.

Also they'll enjoy going to hell. Whoops Tongue

I think its a choice, if your mortal, simple folks were created "neutral", I guess. Jesus is a special case.
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