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How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
#11
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
I don't know what that means.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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#12
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
Worst. De-conversion technique. Ever.

You're just reinforcing the stereotype they have that atheists don't understand Christianity, because you clearly don't.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#13
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(November 30, 2016 at 12:02 pm)Ignorant Wrote: [Image: tumblr_inline_nnlvztfBkH1tnbkbx_500.gif]

What about you, Ignorant?  Are you "sobbing abundantly" at this undeniable refutation of your religion?
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(November 30, 2016 at 11:16 am)Faith No More Wrote: Worst.  De-conversion technique. Ever.

You're just reinforcing the stereotype they have that atheists don't understand Christianity, because you clearly don't.


One need not reduce quantum mechanics, such that one shall trivially observe, on the bible's accord, that the Christian God committed suicide.

[0] Jesus is God [Isaiah 9:6],

[1] Jesus/God died for three days [Matthew 12:40], 

INTERESTING NOTE: God committed SUICIDE [as God sacrificed Himself (Jesus)]
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(November 30, 2016 at 12:03 pm)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:
(November 30, 2016 at 11:16 am)Faith No More Wrote: Worst.  De-conversion technique. Ever.

You're just reinforcing the stereotype they have that atheists don't understand Christianity, because you clearly don't.

One need not reduce quantum mechanics, such that one shall trivially observe, on the bible's accord, that the Christian God committed suicide.

[0] Jesus is God [Isaiah 9:6],

[1] Jesus/God died for three days [Matthew 12:40], 

INTERESTING NOTE: God committed SUICIDE [as God sacrificed Himself (Jesus)]

Can you just talk like a human, please.  And as soon as someone brings up quantum mechanics, my ears shut off.  Nobody understands quantum mechanics.  Quantum physicists barely understand it.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(November 30, 2016 at 12:03 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: What about you, Ignorant?  Are you "sobbing abundantly" at this undeniable refutation of your religion?

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I just can't stop. I had no idea God committed suicide! Everyone knows suicides go straight to hell!!!!

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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(November 30, 2016 at 12:05 pm)Ignorant Wrote:
(November 30, 2016 at 12:03 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: What about you, Ignorant?  Are you "sobbing abundantly" at this undeniable refutation of your religion?

[Image: 6oelqt.gif]

I just can't stop. I had no idea God committed suicide! Everyone knows suicides go straight to hell!!!!

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One need not reduce quantum mechanics, such that one shall trivially observe, on the bible's accord, that the Christian God committed suicide.

[0] Jesus is God [Isaiah 9:6],

[1] Jesus/God died for three days [Matthew 12:40], 

INTERESTING NOTE: God committed SUICIDE [as God sacrificed Himself (Jesus)]
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#19
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
Right... Jesus was dead for 3 days... and then...
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#20
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
Is Jordan a google AI bot that they're testing here before releasing it onto twitter?
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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