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Staff Appreciation Thread
December 3, 2016 at 3:34 pm
Has someone on staff ever done something nice for you? Did they ban a sock you were mindlessly fighting with, help you get into your inbox, show you how to use the slack channel, fixed a fucked up post, given you cunnilingus or just generally been a pal? Here's the place to thank them for it.
I'm going to start with Tibs because I haven't needed help from a different staff member recently. I will be sure to mark it down when I do.
Thanks to Tibs for fucking up, I mean, doing maintenance on, the forum this morning. That took about 45 minutes of your time. 
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RE: Staff Appreciation Thread
December 3, 2016 at 3:40 pm
(This post was last modified: December 3, 2016 at 3:40 pm by SteelCurtain.)
This nefarious new feature has me suspicious.
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RE: Staff Appreciation Thread
December 3, 2016 at 3:41 pm
Offhand I can't think of anything anyone did specifically for me, but as a group they've kept this place running pretty smoothly for as long as I've been here. I mean, not needing help from staff is usually a sign that everyone's doing a great job.
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RE: Staff Appreciation Thread
December 3, 2016 at 3:42 pm
I would like to thank ALL members of the staff for not banning me for being a dickhead.
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RE: Staff Appreciation Thread
December 3, 2016 at 3:42 pm
putting up with my (legendary) serious impairment with all things computer related,
that I have not inadvertently crashed the site is a wonder, btw . . .
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RE: Staff Appreciation Thread
December 3, 2016 at 3:43 pm
(December 3, 2016 at 3:40 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: This nefarious new feature has me suspicious.
I'm hoping you'll all get roasted. Mwahahaha! Nah, just figured you guys get enough shit for doing your volunteer jobs. Maybe it wouldn't hurt to get a high-five.
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RE: Staff Appreciation Thread
December 3, 2016 at 3:44 pm
(December 3, 2016 at 3:34 pm)Shell B Wrote: Has someone on staff ever done something nice for you? Did they ban a sock you were mindlessly fighting with, help you get into your inbox, show you how to use the slack channel, fixed a fucked up post, given you cunnilingus or just generally been a pal? Here's the place to thank them for it.
I'm going to start with Tibs because I haven't needed help from a different staff member recently. I will be sure to mark it down when I do.
Thanks to Tibs for fucking up, I mean, doing maintenance on, the forum this morning. That took about 45 minutes of your time.
Well Shell, you have a big man. Our work pales in comparision with his nerdy fight for keeping the ship afloat. the rest of us are just glad to help.
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RE: Staff Appreciation Thread
December 3, 2016 at 3:45 pm
Oh, duh. Thanks for just being on staff, all of you. It's very kind to offer your assistance to help run the site for everyone.
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RE: Staff Appreciation Thread
December 3, 2016 at 3:46 pm
. . . the orgies in the mod area are fun too . . .
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RE: Staff Appreciation Thread
December 3, 2016 at 3:47 pm
(December 3, 2016 at 3:44 pm)LastPoet Wrote: (December 3, 2016 at 3:34 pm)Shell B Wrote: Has someone on staff ever done something nice for you? Did they ban a sock you were mindlessly fighting with, help you get into your inbox, show you how to use the slack channel, fixed a fucked up post, given you cunnilingus or just generally been a pal? Here's the place to thank them for it.
I'm going to start with Tibs because I haven't needed help from a different staff member recently. I will be sure to mark it down when I do.
Thanks to Tibs for fucking up, I mean, doing maintenance on, the forum this morning. That took about 45 minutes of your time.
Well Shell, you have a big man. Our work pales in comparision with his nerdy fight for keeping the ship afloat. the rest of us are just glad to help.
That's not true. Sure, he's like the mechanic (with some help from admins), but oftentimes you guys are doing the stuff he hates to do. He very sincerely couldn't run the place without a staff. Well, not if he wants to stay married. 
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