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Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
#31
RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
(December 5, 2016 at 5:57 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(December 5, 2016 at 5:46 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Ptolemy would like a quick word. Ophiuchus is like the fifth Beatle. Every couple of years, someone 'discovers' it and all the papers run wild about how it turns astrology on its head. Then five minutes later, it's business as usual.

^^^
This

You know what's actually cool about Ophiuchus?

This:


Now that shit is far more impressive than some planet deciding what I should have for breakfast.
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#32
RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
If these professional astrologers are so good at their jobs then why are they professional astrologers?
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#33
RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
It starts with M and rhymes with 'money'.
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#34
RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
(December 5, 2016 at 6:24 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Now that shit is far more impressive than some planet deciding what I should have for breakfast.

It is, isn't it!
By the way, it tells you to have müsli with oats and grated apple. It's a very health conscious star.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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#35
RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
(December 5, 2016 at 6:29 pm)Stimbo Wrote: It starts with M and rhymes with 'money'.

Yep, southern Louisiana is just rotten with these charlatans -- astrologers, so-called psychics, tarot readers, the works. Their fucking shops are everywhere.

I'm holding out for a sheep entrails reader.
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#36
RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
(December 5, 2016 at 6:31 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(December 5, 2016 at 6:24 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Now that shit is far more impressive than some planet deciding what I should have for breakfast.

It is, isn't it!
By the way, it tells you to have müsli with oats and grated apple. It's a very health conscious star.

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#37
RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
(December 5, 2016 at 6:29 pm)Stimbo Wrote: It starts with M and rhymes with 'money'.

So a monkey is responsible...
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#38
RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
A croc of shit.
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#39
RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
(December 5, 2016 at 3:47 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: I don't believe in astrology.  We Capricorns are naturally skeptical.


You may owe royalties to Ninja Alex, but I kudos'd you both.

(December 5, 2016 at 5:40 pm)mlmooney89 Wrote: lmao the best part is how recently they 'discovered' a 13th sign that was dismissed because it didn't fit into our calendar. Now all the signs are moved and people have new signs. So much for their sign being true!! Also the days are all kinds of funky. Instead of saying 'to July 22nd and the next one starting on the 23rd' they start and end on the same day. So I have two signs on my birthday of July 20th. I was like wait do I just get to pick which sign I want then?

http://www.mobilenapps.com/articles/2042...iuchus.htm


Perhaps you're required to use a hyphenated sign name?
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#40
RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
(December 5, 2016 at 5:57 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(December 5, 2016 at 5:46 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Ptolemy would like a quick word. Ophiuchus is like the fifth Beatle. Every couple of years, someone 'discovers' it and all the papers run wild about how it turns astrology on its head. Then five minutes later, it's business as usual.

^^^
This

You know what's actually cool about Ophiuchus?

This:


I want one.

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