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Jesus was pretty buff
#1
Jesus was pretty buff
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#2
RE: Jesus was pretty buff
Wow. Jesus the Barbarian.

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#3
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All fish diet.
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#4
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The only thing missing is the jawbone of an ass in his hand. But I don't remember reading that Samson was crucified.
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#5
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(December 7, 2016 at 12:28 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: The only thing missing is the jawbone of an ass in his hand. But I don't remember reading that Samson was crucified.

He wasn't, he was hung.



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#6
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Too bad they missed to portray his... wand.
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#7
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He must have an enormous schwanzstucker.
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#8
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Probably not, though. Jesus was clearly using PEDs.

Small junk for Jesus.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#9
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It's called Cross fit for a reason.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

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(December 7, 2016 at 1:23 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(December 7, 2016 at 12:28 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: The only thing missing is the jawbone of an ass in his hand. But I don't remember reading that Samson was crucified.

He wasn't, he was hung.

Like a donkey.
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