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"Jesus take the wheel, 'cause I sure ain't!"
#11
RE: "Jesus take the wheel, 'cause I sure ain't!"
Whenever people see Jesus in their toast or candy bar or whatever, I always see Rasputin.
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#12
RE: "Jesus take the wheel, 'cause I sure ain't!"
(December 19, 2016 at 8:20 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Jesus made me post that.

Is Jesus the name of the doctor who perscribed you the morphine or the nurse who pumped you full of it?
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#13
RE: "Jesus take the wheel, 'cause I sure ain't!"
(December 19, 2016 at 10:16 am)Faith No More Wrote: Whenever people see Jesus in their toast or candy bar or whatever, I always see Rasputin.

I see Charles Manson.



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#14
RE: "Jesus take the wheel, 'cause I sure ain't!"
I have seen 5 car pile-ups where the hindmost car was half way under the other car. It's where a person makes a panic stop, and the rush hour traffic is going fast and following too close. Ass ends in the air, noses down. Think 405 freeway by LAX, right before the traffic gets really heavy in the afternoon. I drove through that crap for 28+ years, and have been rear-ended 3 times.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: "Jesus take the wheel, 'cause I sure ain't!"
(December 19, 2016 at 1:24 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote:
(December 19, 2016 at 8:20 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Jesus made me post that.

Is Jesus the name of the doctor who perscribed you the morphine or the nurse who pumped you full of it?

As noted elsewhere the fentanyl and hydrocodone had mostly worn off.
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#16
RE: "Jesus take the wheel, 'cause I sure ain't!"
Jesus, fentanyl and hydrocodone? Are you sure they weren't trying to kill you?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#17
RE: "Jesus take the wheel, 'cause I sure ain't!"
God is my co-pilot. Unfortunately, I was the designated driver.

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#18
RE: "Jesus take the wheel, 'cause I sure ain't!"
(December 19, 2016 at 2:46 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Jesus, fentanyl and hydrocodone?  Are you sure they weren't trying to kill you?

Peritonitis is a somewhat annoying condition. The hydrocodone was the go-to, the fentanyl was the "just keep him quiet".
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RE: "Jesus take the wheel, 'cause I sure ain't!"
(December 20, 2016 at 7:18 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(December 19, 2016 at 2:46 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Jesus, fentanyl and hydrocodone?  Are you sure they weren't trying to kill you?

Peritonitis is a somewhat annoying condition. The hydrocodone was the go-to, the fentanyl was the "just keep him quiet".

Huh  Did they take your gall bladder out with a brace and bit, or something?

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#20
RE: "Jesus take the wheel, 'cause I sure ain't!"
I'm confused. Was Jesus trying to kill her?
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