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Goat Sacrifice
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Goat Sacrifice
December 20, 2016 at 6:09 am
Goat sacrificed at Pakistani airport. 21st century.

http://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda...ni-airport
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RE: Goat Sacrifice
December 20, 2016 at 6:26 am
Animal sacrifice really gets my goat.

I'll get my coat.

Rhyme unintentional.
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RE: Goat Sacrifice
December 20, 2016 at 11:04 am
In America we generally frown on fodding runways.

Fewer planes crash that way . . .
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RE: Goat Sacrifice
December 20, 2016 at 11:12 am
Well, who hasn't been there? Wishing to sacrifice a goat at an airport, that is -- not Pakistan.
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RE: Goat Sacrifice
December 20, 2016 at 11:20 am
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RE: Goat Sacrifice
December 20, 2016 at 12:22 pm (This post was last modified: December 20, 2016 at 12:28 pm by Fireball.)
^ Quick-fried to a crackly crunch! Big Grin

Sacrificing a goat. Did they at least clean up the blood after their little ritual? I'd never want to fly on that airlines.  Doh  Imagine what kind of superstitious shit could be going on when the innards are being worked on.
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RE: Goat Sacrifice
December 20, 2016 at 4:02 pm
(December 20, 2016 at 6:26 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Animal sacrifice really gets my goat.

I'll get my coat.

Rhyme unintentional.

And quite unconventional.
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