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New Year's resolutions
#1
New Year's resolutions
Let's make 2017 a good year! Anyone have any new years resolutions they hope to keep?

I find it's a lot easier to accomplish goals if I write them down, and periodically review them to keep reminding myself.

Here are some of my goals.

Stop smoking
Stop going to the bar so often
Save money
Make meals and don't eat out all the time
work out 3 days a week
Read more books
Be kinder to people
Learn new skills
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#2
RE: New Year's resolutions
This year, I resolve to:

1. Throw smaller rocks at Protestants and

2. Blow Jesus out of my ass.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#3
RE: New Year's resolutions
(December 24, 2016 at 12:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: This year, I resolve to:

1.  Throw smaller rocks at Protestants and

2.  Blow Jesus out of my ass.

Boru

Regarding no.2, I didn't know they had Mexican gardeners in NZ.

Sorry, that was a bit racist.
I'm sure not every Mexican is a gardener.
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#4
RE: New Year's resolutions
I was thinking of some diet type thing because I've been slacking a bit recently.  On the other hand I haven't noticed that much of a difference on my body so I don't have much motivation.

Maybe the resolution should be to keep a check on my weight and if it gets over a point to go into action stations.


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#5
RE: New Year's resolutions
I find the best resolutions are things I was going to do anyway:
  • Put an additional $100 per paycheck into savings.
  • Finish renovating the study.
  • Book an Optometrist visit and get new glasses
  • Find some kind of exercise that I like enough to do several times a week.
That'll do for now.
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#6
RE: New Year's resolutions
Mine:

1) Maintain recovery and sobriety;

2) quit smoking;

3) get gigging again.

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#7
RE: New Year's resolutions
In 2017 I will.
Attempt to put more money into my account than I take out.
Not do anything stupid.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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#8
RE: New Year's resolutions
x Reduce manslaughter charges to 20 per month
x Change nothing
x I have no goals in life
x Try kim chi
x Sleep 7hrs a night on weekdays
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#9
RE: New Year's resolutions
(December 24, 2016 at 12:22 am)Little lunch Wrote:
(December 24, 2016 at 12:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: This year, I resolve to:

1.  Throw smaller rocks at Protestants and

2.  Blow Jesus out of my ass.

Boru

Regarding no.2, I didn't know they had Mexican gardeners in NZ.

Based on the muffled grunts from the large, oddly shaped package under our Christmas tree, I have high hopes.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#10
RE: New Year's resolutions
Stop taking Zoloft.
If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

-Homer Simpson
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