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Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
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RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
(December 28, 2016 at 4:17 pm).Iroscato Wrote: "Man, that guy 21stCenturyIconoclast is kind of a dick."

- Jesus, probably.


Iroscato,

Okay, we'll add you to the "Kids List" that cannot even come close in following the simple request of
the topic at hand, therefore,  join the ranks of the other kids shown below.  Have fun showing us that
you shouldn't be in this thread because of your lack of knowledge!


NEXT?



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#12
RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
A hammer? Dunno. Lets see.
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#13
RE: Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
Unleash the vorlon?
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#14
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(December 28, 2016 at 4:54 pm)21stCenturyIconoclast Wrote:
(December 28, 2016 at 4:32 pm).mh.brewer Wrote: Just think of the inept mind set that feels the need to rant, and rant, and rant.................

Jesus 2.0


mh.brewer,

Well, someone has to rant against the pseudo-christian mind set in an ATHEISTS FORUM, because you certainly can't do it, but only to make 
puerile  "side-line" nibbler comments!  LOL  Kids, ya gotta love em!


NEXT?


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Well, I'd prefer intelligence to the mindless rants but thanks for the grandiose behavior again. You're the only one that can get the job done for the atheists. You are so cool! Go 21! 

I'm just not worthy.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#15
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[Image: 1gqc0w.jpg]
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#16
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(December 28, 2016 at 6:37 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: 1gqc0w.jpg]

Huh  Who's the guy on the far right with a fat cat hanging from his face? BoT, it looks like the J-guy is asking how the crowd wants that tot done up. Rare pieces, etc.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#17
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Jesus included 'Defraud Not' in his selection of the 10 Commandments that were worth keeping.

As for the dude with the whiskers, I'm just guessing it's Judas.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#18
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Even though you hate Christianity, the church, Christians and Christ himself He will forgive you if you ask with a believing and contrite heart.
Don't think I've run out on our other conversation, I will answer.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#19
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I hate Jesus exactly the same way I hate the Voltones.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#20
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(December 29, 2016 at 9:44 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I hate Jesus exactly the same way I hate the Voltones.

Sorry, the post was meant for 21st Cen.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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