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Add your favorite JESUS QUOTE in this thread for comedy relief!!
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December 29, 2016 at 11:57 am
no problem

regards,

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December 29, 2016 at 1:08 pm (This post was last modified: December 29, 2016 at 1:11 pm by Alex K.)
You guys wait here while I take a leak behind this bush

-Jesus
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#23
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December 29, 2016 at 1:11 pm
(December 28, 2016 at 5:00 pm)21stCenturyIconoclast Wrote:
(December 28, 2016 at 4:17 pm).Iroscato Wrote: "Man, that guy 21stCenturyIconoclast is kind of a dick."

- Jesus, probably.


Iroscato,

Okay, we'll add you to the "Kids List" that cannot even come close in following the simple request of
the topic at hand, therefore,  join the ranks of the other kids shown below.  Have fun showing us that
you shouldn't be in this thread because of your lack of knowledge!


NEXT?



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#24
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December 29, 2016 at 2:08 pm
And lo jesus spake and said unto the disciples "by my troth the charge of this iPhone 6 is not the match of the iPhone 5, one game of angry birds and it does expire"



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#25
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December 29, 2016 at 7:10 pm
(December 29, 2016 at 2:08 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: And lo jesus spake and said unto the disciples "by my troth the charge of this iPhone 6 is not the match of the iPhone 5, one game of angry birds and it does expire"



Damn it, if the serial killer Jesus stated what you said, then did the pseudo-christians miss another 2nd coming of Jesus again?  Sad 



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#26
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December 29, 2016 at 7:59 pm
"No, no, the one with sauce on it." - Jesus
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December 29, 2016 at 8:09 pm
(December 28, 2016 at 4:49 pm)21stCenturyIconoclast Wrote:


5766 posts since 17th June 2014 is nothing.
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#28
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December 29, 2016 at 8:15 pm
"Hey Ma, I can see our house from up here"

"I caught a fish this fucking long"
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December 29, 2016 at 8:17 pm (This post was last modified: December 29, 2016 at 8:18 pm by Alex K.)
(December 29, 2016 at 8:09 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:
(December 28, 2016 at 4:49 pm)21stCenturyIconoclast Wrote:


5766 posts since 17th June 2014 is nothing.

Right... I have close to 16k since January '14 and even was absent for half a year, and I have more hobbies than is good for me.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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#30
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December 29, 2016 at 8:32 pm
"Blessed are the cheesemakers."
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