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Tinfoil hats at the ready - Alex Jones exposes Alien Covenant
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Tinfoil hats at the ready - Alex Jones exposes Alien Covenant
Spoiler: it's a devil-worshipping Illuminati GMO Liberal conspiracy. The video thumbnail says it all.





Irritating intro lasts for one minute.
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(21st June 2016, 07:31)Homeless Nutter Wrote: When someone is knocked on the head, they may see stars. That doesn't mean we should rely on their testimony, when studying astrophysics...
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RE: Tinfoil hats at the ready - Alex Jones exposes Alien Covenant
But how long does the irritating video last?



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Too long.
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(21st June 2016, 07:31)Homeless Nutter Wrote: When someone is knocked on the head, they may see stars. That doesn't mean we should rely on their testimony, when studying astrophysics...
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Anything with that fucktard is too long.



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'There are people who long for immortality in the afterlife who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.' - Isaac Asimov
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RE: Tinfoil hats at the ready - Alex Jones exposes Alien Covenant
Alex Jones is ridiculous. I find him utterly hilarious.





There's no way he doesn't have some severe high blood pressure problems.
"When life begins, we are tender and weak.
When life ends, we are stiff and rigid.
All things, including the grass and the trees,
Are soft and pliable in life, dry and brittle in death.
So the soft and supple are the companions of life,
Whilst the stiff and unyielding are the companions of death.
An army that cannot yield will be defeated.
A tree that cannot bend will crack in the wind.
Thus, by nature's own decree,
The hard and strong are defeated,
Whilst the soft and gentle are triumphant."
                                                           
                                                           -Lao-tzu


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RE: Tinfoil hats at the ready - Alex Jones exposes Alien Covenant
Life's too short!
"Churches are becoming political organizations... It probably will not be long until the churches will divide as sharply upon political, as upon theological questions; and when that day comes, if there are not liberals enough to hold the balance of power, this Government will be destroyed. The liberty of man is not safe in the hands of any church." R. Ingersoll







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I have to say, I preferred him doing The Snowman.
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(21st June 2016, 07:31)Homeless Nutter Wrote: When someone is knocked on the head, they may see stars. That doesn't mean we should rely on their testimony, when studying astrophysics...
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I can be Alex Jones

In order to understand what's really happening you need to realize that everything is controlled by a evil plan made up of secular humanists.

The conspirators are arrogant intellectuals and their conspiracy began with John Dewey and the creation of public education.

The conspirators have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Roosevelt Administration.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified only by their Godless conduct.

The conspirators have help from powerful elite homosexuals, and the conspiracy benefits undeserving liberals, homosexuals, and abortionists; at the expense of Christianity.

The conspirators want to crush God-fearing Christians, and round up and restrain resisters in the Antichrist's dungeons. They are using federal judges to establish a Godless regime.

In order to prepare for this, we all must read the Bible. All of this was revealed years ago by Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson. Since the media is controlled by liberal secular journalists you should get your information only from Christian Right sources.

Now give me a radio show a legions of  moronic followers



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This is probably the funniest video of AJ I've come across lol



Best radio show in a 24/7 loop: http://www.infowars.com/watch-alex-jones-show/
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