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Rules?
#1
Rules?
Here are a few standard rules that most forums have. Any suggestions for new ones?

No Spamming - Any stupid, pointless or annoying posts will be deleted immediately.
No Advertising - Any adverts in posts will be deleted immediately.
No Flaming - Any insulting or offensive spam will be deleted immediately, especially if they are aimed toward another member.
No Pornography - Any pornographic content will be deleted immediately. This includes pictures, videos and links.
Each member is allowed one login account. Registering with multiple accounts is not allowed.
Trying to disrupt or disable forum activity, through any means possible, is strictly forbidden.
Access to the Admin Control Panel is strictly for Staff Members only. Attempting to gain access is strictly forbidden.
The upload of illegal or dangerous material to the site is strictly forbidden.
#2
RE: Rules?
Flaming is a tricky one.

I feel we should be allowed to call someone an add-hat if they are being an ass-hat.
'How can you say, "We are wise, for we have the law of the LORD," when actually the lying pen of the scribes has handled it falsely? Jer 8:8
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx
#3
RE: Rules?
The key word in the flaming description is "spam". Put simply, we all have the right to call someone a "fucking moron" but you can't post something like this:

OMFG OMFG!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!111 YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKING HOMOS AND IDIOTS!!! OF COURSE THERE IS A GOD! HIS NAME IS JESUS AND HE MADE US ALL!!! EVERYONE HERE IS JUST DENYING HIS HOLY WORD!!! UR ALL GOING TO HELL!!!!

Except with more spelling errors and possibly more exclamation marks.
#4
RE: Rules?
Eeuw, flashback.
'How can you say, "We are wise, for we have the law of the LORD," when actually the lying pen of the scribes has handled it falsely? Jer 8:8
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx
#5
RE: Rules?
(August 28, 2008 at 9:50 am)Tiberius Wrote: No Pornography - Any pornographic content will be deleted immediately. This includes pictures, videos and links.

Awwwww. Some forum admins are no fun at all Sad
I think we should add:

Forum Rules
No slavery
No prostitution
No incest (even with cousins and half sisters)
No spontaneous or divine circumcisions
No treachery
No sacrificing of children to God
No pretending to be a Pharaoh
No wrestling with God
No touching of thighs (please!)
And finally, no coveting of a fellow forum members ass.

Failure to comply may result in public stoning, or a rain of hellfire and brimstone on your local town or village.

Thanks.
Atheism as a Religion
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A man also or woman that hath a Macintosh, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with used and abandoned Windows 3.1 floppy disks: their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:27
#6
RE: Rules?
What about swearing?

I was going to make a joke thread but all my jokes are.......a little offensive.
#7
RE: Rules?
Swearing should be fine as long as you don't keep using it on someone for no reason (see my post above).
#8
RE: Rules?
(August 28, 2008 at 7:47 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Swearing should be fine as long as you don't keep using it on someone for no reason (see my post above).

Oh shi-
#9
RE: Rules?
What if I replied to that spammer that he or she was a "Christ's Cock-Sucking Mother-Fucker?" Would that be allowed? Should I use the short form CCSMF? It's not as fun.
#10
RE: Rules?
(August 29, 2008 at 2:54 pm)infidel666 Wrote: What if I replied to that spammer that he or she was a "Christ's Cock-Sucking Mother-Fucker?" Would that be allowed? Should I use the short form CCSMF? It's not as fun.

Try insulting their intelligence by attacking their grammar.

Once on youtube someone called me a retard however he managed to only spell 3 words correctly.

I pointed that out and the fact retard means to hold back.



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