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Member Awards 2016!
RE: Member Awards 2016!
(4th January 2017, 23:39)ignoramus Wrote: Don't take that as a compliment LFC, Stimbo would fuck Susan Boyle right now if she rolled up to his place unnanounced!

Are you saying you wouldn't? I'd plunder that national treasure any day.
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I think I'd rather fuck a kangaroo! ..............Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
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(5th January 2017, 07:58)ignoramus Wrote: I think I'd rather fuck a kangaroo! ..............Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Considering how good boxers kangaroos are..it probably wouldn't be you that's going to do the fucking..
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Kangaroos are actually very gentle lovers. Give you a ride home and everything.
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I'd like to note that I am unable to participate in voting in the awards this year. Been racking my brains over my favorites but it's so damn difficult.
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(5th January 2017, 08:25)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Kangaroos are actually very gentle lovers. Give you a ride home and everything.

Not if you count the experiences inside the kangaroo sack on your ride home..
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Hehe. He said "sack". Hehe.

You know, as in "mayo".
"My skirt is blowing upwards and you can sort of almost see my panties. What a massive cocktease I am. Oopsie." - Marilyn Monroe
"The problem with quotes on the internet is it his hard to verify their authenticity." - Abraham Lincoln
"You fucking numpties... if you crucify me I'll just respawn." - Jesus Christ
"You know what? As it's my birthday today we can sod my Golden Mean to hell! I'm getting shitfaced tonight and I'll be buggered if any of you bastards are gonna stop me." - Aristotle
"Confucius say... oh fuck I forget... I think I'm losing my memory. Oh and pass the dry roasted peanuts would ya?" - Confucius
"Lord... make me chaste... but not yet.... no first I'm gonna need some hookers and some blow. K thx bai." - Augustine of Hippo
"Screw you all I'd rather drink the hemlock anyhow you ignorant motherfuckers!" - Socrates
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(5th January 2017, 10:39)pool the great Wrote:
(5th January 2017, 08:25)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Kangaroos are actually very gentle lovers. Give you a ride home and everything.

Not if you count the experiences inside the kangaroo sack on your ride home..

Well the kangaroo I dated owned a Prius, so...
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(5th January 2017, 10:52)ApeNotKillApe Wrote:
(5th January 2017, 10:39)pool the great Wrote: Not if you count the experiences inside the kangaroo sack on your ride home..

Well the kangaroo I dated owned a Prius, so...

Yeah, the kangaroo I dated owned a penis too

Wait..

God damn!
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(5th January 2017, 07:58)ignoramus Wrote: I think I'd rather fuck a kangaroo! ..............Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

and what experience are you going to cite as your basis of comparison ?
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