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Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
#11
RE: One mythology's as good as another
Too many vowels.
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#12
RE: One mythology's as good as another
That's Celeborn. 

Christ, some people. Lack of elf appreciation is appalling.
God(s) and religions are man made and the bane of humanity. 

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ozzy or Twain/take your pick
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#13
RE: One mythology's as good as another
someone did not receive their Newspeak dictionary yet . . .
If any email controversy impacted the election, it wasn't Russian hacking of the DNC and  John Podesta's email, it was Hillary Clinton's decision to have her own email server and the subsequent FBI investigation which raised all the same  questions  Hillary Clinton has justifiably faced for decades about her trustworthiness and honesty.


















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#14
RE: One mythology's as good as another
Zeus and Odin are much better myths than this jesus fuckhead.  Zeus got lots of pussy and Odin knows how to party.  Jesus is an old stick in the mud.  And fucking allah is the most boring of all.


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#15
RE: One mythology's as good as another
(7th January 2017, 15:40)Alex K Wrote: I've started my cult and have already practised Miscavige-style "Shermanspeak". Observe:

Follow the path of true planetary enlightenment through Transcendelectricity. More to the point and in precision, only the doctrines of Transcendelectricity, first laid out by the visionary scientist, prophet, master chef and medium Alex K in 2017, directly lead to hitherto unprecedented brain improvement rates in test subjects across all cultures and perspectives, pointing in upwards-exploding directionality at an increase of by up to 1000% in not only national but furthermore worldwide comparison including Asia, Europe and Oceania, with infinite growth rate in January 2017 alone, making Transcendelectricity the fastest growing religion in planetary history.

If I join and worship appropriately, how long until I receive the magic electrodes? I mean my own set with an adjustable sine wave generator?
God(s) and religions are man made and the bane of humanity. 

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ozzy or Twain/take your pick
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#16
Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38...-the-rings
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#17
RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
Pretty sure praying to a figurine of elrond will get you the same results as a figurine of Anthony, so no loss there. Maybe Eru Illuvitar will bestow his blessings on her, for her years of service against the Dark Lord Sauron.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#18
RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
Stim beat you to it, sorry.

http://atheistforums.org/thread-47097.html
God(s) and religions are man made and the bane of humanity. 

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ozzy or Twain/take your pick
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#19
RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
mod note:

love this topic  and have merged the 2 threads so we can all enjoy all the comments

thank you !
If any email controversy impacted the election, it wasn't Russian hacking of the DNC and  John Podesta's email, it was Hillary Clinton's decision to have her own email server and the subsequent FBI investigation which raised all the same  questions  Hillary Clinton has justifiably faced for decades about her trustworthiness and honesty.


















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#20
RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
Now that's some damn fine moderatin!
God(s) and religions are man made and the bane of humanity. 

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ozzy or Twain/take your pick
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