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Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
Still think my title was better.
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(21st June 2016, 07:31)Homeless Nutter Wrote: When someone is knocked on the head, they may see stars. That doesn't mean we should rely on their testimony, when studying astrophysics...
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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
(7th January 2017, 20:29)mh.brewer Wrote: Now that's some damn fine moderatin!

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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
I'm anxiously (not really) waiting for the explanation of how this isn't idolatry.
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#24
RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
it's idolatry whether she was praying to the correct idol or not
OH, GOD, I'M GONNA HAVE DIARHEA AGAIN!  URHGGGH!  YOU CAN'T GO TO THE BATHROOM, YOU'RE STACKING SUNDOR ARMOR!  IT'S OK.
MOM! BATHROOM! WHAT HON? BATHROOM!  BATHROOM!

BLPHPHPHPHTRPPPPPPPPT

OHH THAT'S A BIG BOY, ISN'T IT?




















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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
I assume she's catholic. They don't really talk directly to god. You talk to a saint, who talks to god for you.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
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A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
(7th January 2017, 21:51)vorlon13 Wrote: it's idolatry whether she was praying to the correct idol or not

Somehow they don't think so, eh?
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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
(7th January 2017, 21:55)Chad32 Wrote: I assume she's catholic. They don't really talk directly to god. You talk to a saint, who talks to god for you.

Of course they do.
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#28
RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
jesus never mentioned saints, idolatry it remains
OH, GOD, I'M GONNA HAVE DIARHEA AGAIN!  URHGGGH!  YOU CAN'T GO TO THE BATHROOM, YOU'RE STACKING SUNDOR ARMOR!  IT'S OK.
MOM! BATHROOM! WHAT HON? BATHROOM!  BATHROOM!

BLPHPHPHPHTRPPPPPPPPT

OHH THAT'S A BIG BOY, ISN'T IT?




















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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
Beyond my wildest dreams... whew I needed that laugh bitch.

*getting my breath back*
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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
(7th January 2017, 21:55)Chad32 Wrote: I assume she's catholic. They don't really talk directly to god. You talk to a saint, who talks to god for you.

Who, quick as a flash, does absolutely nothing.

He's a bone idol.
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(21st June 2016, 07:31)Homeless Nutter Wrote: When someone is knocked on the head, they may see stars. That doesn't mean we should rely on their testimony, when studying astrophysics...
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