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Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
#31
RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
As well as finding this hilarious, Emma said that Elrond would have been a good choice anyway. If you're going to pray to someone, he's a lot more badass than some guy who lived in a crate for fifty years or whatever.
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#32
RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
If they had said the Mass in Elfin rather than Latin I would probably still be a Catholic.
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#33
RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
Does it matter that Elrond is only half elvish? And then what does this make his twin?
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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
Elrond was there, 3000 years ago.

Were you?
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(8th January 2017, 09:27)robvalue Wrote: Elrond was there, 3000 years ago.

Were you?

Only chemically.
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(8th January 2017, 09:01)chimp3 Wrote: If they had said the Mass in Elfin rather than Latin I would probably still be a Catholic.

You mean Sindarin. Not elfin.
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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
(8th January 2017, 11:14)Chad32 Wrote:
(8th January 2017, 09:01)chimp3 Wrote: If they had said the Mass in Elfin rather than Latin I would probably still be a Catholic.

You mean Sindarin. Not elfin.

How do you say "I stand corrected" in Sindarin?
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#39
RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
Lol my husband's patron saint is St Anthony so I told him about this earlier in the week and he scoffs and was like 'it's not hard to know him, he is always holding baby Jesus. How do you forget that about your saint?'
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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
(8th January 2017, 09:09)mh.brewer Wrote: Does it matter that Elrond is only half elvish? And then what does this make his twin?

Well, his twin is a balrog, so that cancels him out.
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