Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: March 28, 2024, 4:15 pm

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
The moon's formation
#21
RE: The moon's formation
(January 9, 2017 at 2:48 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Who is that


The director in "The Truman Show", that Jim Carry movie.
Reply
#22
RE: The moon's formation
That's no moon.
Reply
#23
RE: The moon's formation
(January 9, 2017 at 12:42 pm)Iroscato Wrote: For fuck's sake people, IT'S A HOLOGRAM! How many times...

[Image: myqcAaT.gif]
Reply
#24
RE: The moon's formation
The moon was actually built on a secret Hollywood sound stage, and resides there to this day.
Reply
#25
RE: The moon's formation
Well it ain't operational yet!
I am not impressed with Hollywood's lack of progress!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Reply
#26
RE: The moon's formation
*sigh* Such usually bright people, and I have to educate you. Pay heed:

When Morgoth and Ungoliant destroyed the Two Trees, the tears of Nienna caused the withered trees to produce a single fruit and a single flower. The last fruit of Laurelin was placed in a vessel guided by Maia Arian and became the sun. The last flower of Telperion was placed in a similar vessel and became the moon. This vessel was guided by another Maia (Tilion). But Tilion was erratic and guided the moon-vessel in a haphazard fashion. This was because he was in love with Arian, but - because of her great heat - could not reach her. He came perilously close a few times, and is marred because of it. Tilion's erratic path and his love for Arian explains why the sun is seen every day, but the moos isn't, and why both can sometimes be seen in the sky at the same time.

And enough about tides. Those are cause by Ulmo and Osse, and that's a completely different story. So there.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Reply
#27
RE: The moon's formation
(January 9, 2017 at 7:21 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: *sigh*  Such usually bright people, and I have to educate you.  Pay heed:

When Morgoth and Ungoliant destroyed the Two Trees, the tears of Nienna caused the withered trees to produce a single fruit and a single flower.  The last fruit of Laurelin was placed in a vessel guided by Maia Arian and became the sun.  The last flower of Telperion was placed in a similar vessel and became the moon.  This vessel was guided by another Maia (Tilion).  But Tilion was erratic and guided the moon-vessel in a haphazard fashion.  This was because he was in love with Arian, but - because of her great heat - could not reach her.  He came perilously close a few times, and is marred because of it.  Tilion's erratic path and his love for Arian explains why the sun is seen every day, but the moos isn't, and why both can sometimes be seen in the sky at the same time.

And enough about tides.  Those are cause by Ulmo and Osse, and that's a completely different story.  So there.

Boru

Finally, a logical, believable explanation! Worship
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Reply
#28
RE: The moon's formation
I admire Boru.


If you're going to bullshit dazzle the reader, at least have the decency to put the effort into it! Well done.
By the end, I was emotionally attached and actually cared about the characters! A solid 7/10.

You listening theists?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Reply
#29
RE: The moon's formation
I stole that. Funny, I thought someone would have picked up on it.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Reply
#30
RE: The moon's formation
(January 9, 2017 at 8:33 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I stole that. Funny, I thought someone would have picked up on it.

Boru

[Youtube]jNGZo5gn_tc[/youtube]

By the way, this is from a new animated series I'm making. Yeah, I'm a pretty talented guy.
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  "Super" Moon tonight! Jehanne 6 970 December 4, 2017 at 12:36 am
Last Post: Sterben
  So, What planet/moon is this ? vorlon13 42 5868 November 26, 2017 at 9:35 am
Last Post: vorlon13
  Pan; a weirder moon of Saturn vorlon13 17 2142 March 26, 2017 at 1:29 pm
Last Post: LastPoet
  Prometheus, a moon of Saturn vorlon13 16 2799 January 26, 2016 at 6:12 am
Last Post: ignoramus
  Global ocean discovered on Saturn moon Cyberman 24 5122 September 17, 2015 at 11:55 pm
Last Post: vorlon13
  Evidence of how our Moon formed... found? Welsh cake 16 5044 July 6, 2014 at 7:22 pm
Last Post: A Theist
  If the moon were only 1 pixel... Darth 1 932 March 8, 2014 at 7:39 am
Last Post: Kayenneh
  NASA Wants to Give Our Moon a Moon thesummerqueen 14 6455 January 4, 2013 at 1:07 am
Last Post: popeyespappy
  Grail Probes to crash into the moon in about an hour popeyespappy 10 3270 December 18, 2012 at 3:47 am
Last Post: KichigaiNeko
  A Beautiful Moon Shot orogenicman 8 3119 December 10, 2012 at 10:27 am
Last Post: orogenicman



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)