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Satan Stole My Waffle

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Satan Stole My Waffle
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#51
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 19, 2017 at 1:56 pm
Bloody waffle eaters need conversion therapy.
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 19, 2017 at 2:46 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 19, 2017 at 2:59 pm
(January 18, 2017 at 4:30 pm)Vic Wrote:
(January 18, 2017 at 2:36 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Looks like we are. Wink

Also, quit sending spies to get mah recipes.

I only have one thing to say.



Right back atcha.


"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 19, 2017 at 3:29 pm
(January 19, 2017 at 2:59 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 18, 2017 at 4:30 pm)Vic Wrote: I only have one thing to say.



Right back atcha.



Oh it is ON!!!


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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 19, 2017 at 3:34 pm
(January 19, 2017 at 3:29 pm)Vic Wrote: Oh it is ON!!!



This is a battle you cannot win.


"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 19, 2017 at 3:38 pm
(January 19, 2017 at 3:34 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 19, 2017 at 3:29 pm)Vic Wrote: Oh it is ON!!!



This is a battle you cannot win.



Oh yeah? How about... THIS?


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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 19, 2017 at 4:14 pm
(January 19, 2017 at 1:56 pm)Mathilda Wrote: Bloody waffle eaters need butter-flavored maple syrup.

Fixed that for you.
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 19, 2017 at 6:05 pm (This post was last modified: January 19, 2017 at 6:05 pm by ignoramus.)
Vic, SC, I just laughed my arse off!

How old are you guys? 9?
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 19, 2017 at 8:01 pm
(January 19, 2017 at 3:38 pm)Vic Wrote: Oh yeah? How about... THIS?



Child's play.


"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 19, 2017 at 9:44 pm
Huh, I just checked. I have waffles in the freezer! I know what I'm eating for breaky tomorrow! Clap  I also have real Canadian maple syrup. Cool  But I'll have to go pick up some bacon to counter the sugar high. Badger
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