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Help Me Wish Tiberius a Happy Anniversary?
#31
RE: Help Me Wish Tiberius a Happy Anniversary?
I should have used that meat tenderizer on the smoke detector.

Honestly, I thought I'd be having a right shitty day with such a lack of sleep, but I feel okay . . . for now. Going to play some Witcher as soon as I'm done "working."
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#32
RE: Help Me Wish Tiberius a Happy Anniversary?
And he can bring supper !

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#33
RE: Help Me Wish Tiberius a Happy Anniversary?
You can tell you're getting old when you dreamily look at the snuggily baby and totally glance over the muscles.
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#34
RE: Help Me Wish Tiberius a Happy Anniversary?
Happy Anniversary to the both of you Heart

I hope you both have a million more years of happiness together!
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#35
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Happy Anniversary to both of you.
Tiberius has always been fair with me and it's highly appreciated.
We've been married 39 years, been good times and bad ones, been hard times and comfortable ones, been disagreements and companionship, love has seen us through it all, I hope the two of you rely on that love it is enduring.

GC
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#36
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2 years... So young you are.
Enjoy it. Make the best of the time you have.

And Tibs, remember: when an argument breaks, just shrug your shoulders and move along.
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#37
RE: Help Me Wish Tiberius a Happy Anniversary?
Happy Anniversary, Tibs!
A song from her to him
http://rhondadenisejohnson.com/Inseparable.mp3
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#38
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(January 18, 2017 at 5:32 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: Happy Anniversary, Tibs!
A song from her to him
http://rhondadenisejohnson.com/Inseparable.mp3

Such an amazing song. Thank you.
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#39
RE: Help Me Wish Tiberius a Happy Anniversary?
(January 18, 2017 at 1:35 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(January 18, 2017 at 1:28 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Only two years of service Tibs? Congrats Shell, nice catch from across the pond. Smoke detectors are easily fixed with a sledgehammer.

Happy anniversary you two.

*** Secret Bro Code Message ***

You forgot about it Tibs? Oh shit....

*** /Secret Bro Code Message ***

I very strongly considered breaking it during the three hours it was going off. It could not be consoled with batteries, button pushing or anything else. It's hardwired to the freaking house too, so I couldn't fuck with it. Plus, I was afraid it would freak out if I unplugged it. I put in ear plugs and tried desperately to fall back asleep to no avail.

They have a shelf life. Usually if they chirp three times with a minute in between, the alarm itself is dead; no batteries will help. (There should be a little guide on the side of the alarm that faces the ceiling.)

You can unplug them from the house, no problem. Sometimes that trips the system, but you can reset it afterwards.
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#40
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Happy Anniversary, Shell and Tibs! Here's to many more happy years together.
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